Shania Twain has been off the red carpet radar for a while now, at least at non-country music events, but her dress at the recent Kennedy Center Honors makes me think we’ve been missing out. That dress and her huge perfect rack have established Shania Twain as our FB&C Sexy Southern Girl of the Week (FBCSSGW) this week. Sure, she’s not from from the south, she’s actually Canadian, but she sings country music and southern people love that shit. Plus, I make the rules and I say Shania and her boobies are the winners. Even though she’s Caucasian Canadian, she claims to be 50% Ojibwa Indian from the Canadian Nations; a claim that has a lot of real life Canadian Indians refusing to smoke the peace pipe with her if you know what I mean.

Twain’s embrace of her adoptive Ojibwa heritage has not been without controversy among members of the Canadian First Nations, with some claiming that a non-Ojibwa adopted by an Ojibwa parent cannot be considered a true Ojibwa. Shania’s response to such criticism is: “I don’t know how much Indian blood I actually have in me, but as the adopted daughter of my father Jerry, I became registered as a 50% North American Indian … That is my heart and my soul, and I’m very proud of it.” (source)

That reminds me of one of my favorite pick-up lines with the ladies. I say, “You look like you have a whole lot of Native American in you, do you?” Then the girl says,”No. I don’t”. Then I say,” Would you like some?”. Then I stick up my hand and say,”how“. Which would be funny except I’m 6′1″, 195, 100% English/Irish with blond hair and green eyes. I usually just drop the roofie right in after that. It works every time.