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Lindsay Lohan back in the hospital

I'm healthy! Wait. Look at ME! LOOK AT ME!

Here’s Lindsay Lohan in her ubiquitous uniform, the bikini and big rack, looking ever the picture of health. Well, guess what? The day after these were taken Lindsay Lohan was back in the hospital. Again. Media tru-playaz TMZ report that she entered the hospital and had an appendectomy shortly after these photos were taken.

Leslie Sloane Zelnik, Lindsay’s rep, tells TMZ that Lindsay was not feeling well and went to the doctor yesterday. The doctor performed several tests and determined that Lindsay was suffering from appendicitis. Doctors asked her to return to the hospital today to remove her appendix as a precaution.(source)

I’m not a doctor, but after ten years of watching ER, I’m pretty sure that A.) appendicitis is not one of those things that you can “come back tomorrow” for B.) Doctors rarely remove organs “as a precaution” and C.) I really should get this 4 hour erection looked at.