NSFW – Fatback Media

See what I did there? I wrote a salacious headline that may have no basis in fact whatsoever, but validated it (and saved an attorney a few keystrokes) by adding the question mark. So, what would have been a possible libelous thrashing, now becomes a point of discussion by inquiring minds. Journalism.

ANYWAY.

US Weekly has put the other tabloids on notice with their new cover: “Hollywood A-List Nip/Tuck Did They or Didn’t They?” Besides having a sweet question mark, they say that they have scooped the other trash rags with a story that will blow the lid off the seedy plastic surgery underworld for once and for all.

Beverly Hills plastic surgeon Raj Kanodia – who has fixed the noses of Ashlee Simpson, Jennifer Aniston and Cameron Diaz – estimates that 60 percent of Hollywood women undergo some type of procedure.

As more celebs like Ashley Tisdale admit to going under the knife, and others like Scarlett Johansson speak openly about a topic once off-limits (”I definitely believe in plastic surgery,” she said last year. “I don’t want to be an old hag. There’s no fun in that”), Us consulted top Hollywood surgeons to see which stars may have transformed their looks.

Scarlett Johannson was none too happy about this and got her lawyer to do the only thing that can be done in these situations: call another tabloid and give them a scoop!

“I have always been straightforward with the press regarding my body image and I am very concerned that my fans (and perhaps even my employers) will feel mislead. Thus, I feel compelled to take immediate legal action against US Weekly.”

Also from Scarlett(’s Lawyer)

“US Weekly’s cover story regarding Scarlett Johansson and its clear implication that she has had plastic or cosmetic surgery on her nose is an outrageous and defamatory fabrication lacking any conceivable basis or proof, despite vehement denials by Ms. Johansson prior to publication,” reads a statement from her rep, exclusively to OK!

Smack down! Also, I don’t think I have ever really looked at Scarlett Johansson’s nose because she’s a beautiful talented actress who has hopes and dreams and sorrows just like anyone else. And a huge rack. Yeah maybe it’s the huge rack. What?

According to the people at People, ScarJo is dating RyReyn. That’s paparazzi talk for: Scarlett Johansson is banging another dude who happens to not be me. Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett were seen canoodling (more gossip lingo!) in NYC this week. At least it’s not Josh I comb my hair with a dead oil spill duck Hartnett.

Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds spent a busy weekend in New York City together.

On Saturday night, the pair were seen getting close at the Manhattan restaurant Odeon. “They were in a good mood,” says one eyewitness who saw them laughing and smiling.

“They were definitely holding hands,” says another observer. “They were a cute couple!” (source)

Scarlett has been linked with a lot (A LOT) of people lately which makes think she may be a slight whore. Not in a bad way though. In the, eventually she’ll make it around to me kind of way. The fact that Scarlett is premium heat, notwithstanding, I can see why Ryan Reynolds wants to go out with her. He was engaged for 2 years to a self righteous, sanctimonious wannabe activist who was actually a sellout Debbie Gibson wannabe who gave Dave Coulier a blow job at the movies. Cut. It. Out.

I don’t really see what Scarlett sees in Ryan. Besides the money, handsome face, chiseled superhero physique, and snarky sense of humor, what does he really have have? There’s more to life than just good looks, money and hot chicks. Wait, no. No, there really isn’t. More Scarlett and one for you ladies. I’m all about equality. And boobies. Whatever.

Twenty year old hottie Scarlett Johansson is reportedly the reason that Justin Tmberlake split with his girlfriend of several years Cameron Diaz (34). The rift was allegedly caused by Justin’s casting of Scarlett in his new video for “What Goes Around”.

“Scarlett has always liked Justin. They’ve always had a flirtation – that’s why Cameron was threatened by her.”

With good reason. The decision to cast the 20-year-old as the video vixen pushed Timberlake’s relationship with Diaz to the breaking point, and paved the way for Johansson to move in for the kill.

“She could not believe he went behind her back to put her in the video,” says a Timberlake pal. “Cameron was very jealous of Scarlett.” (source)

Two things. First. Greasy peel, Josh Hartnett will not be defiling Scarlett anymore with fumbling half-assed attempts at “Tantra”. This makes me happy for some reason. Second, Justin Timberlake just made the second of two really good upgrades from Britney Spears. Justin just dumped a Charlie’s Angel to date Scarlett Johansson, one of the hottest women on the planet while Britney continues her transformation from pre-baby teen nubile hotness into a post-babies bucket of Breakstone Cottage Cheese. Speaking of white trash, here’s a photographer’s ridiculous idea of trailer trash using Scarlett Johansson. She has all her teeth, dude? And her 16 year old daughter isn’t there with her twins and 2 black eyes? Idiot.

I’m not what you’d call a style critic, but I am absolutely sure that’s the worst dress ever made. The person that designed it apparently hates beautiful women with sexy curves. Oh, this dress has curves, but in all the wrong spots. It’s really kind of mean. Even in a bad dress which obviously was designed to carry pork loins in the mid-section, Scarlett Johansson’s rack is the star of the show. Her breasts are like the human spirit. Even in the darkest hour they shine through reminding us all that there is still hope. There is still hope.