Nanny whore sounds sexier than it really is – especially when she sues you for 3 million dollars after fucking your husband and ruing your marriage.

Former Dancing With The Stars contestant Sara Evans, 36, is being sued for $3 million by her former nanny Alison Clinton Lee, for defamation, claiming that her name was smeared during the course of Sara’s very public divorce case, Nashville’s The Tennessean newspaper reported Tuesday.

The lawsuit was filed Monday in Davidson County Circuit Court. It stems from claims made in Sara’s Oct. 2006 divorce filing that her husband, Craig Schelske, had an affair with Alison.

Alison denied having the affair, and in the lawsuit, she says Sara made “slanderous and libelous statements” about Lee in her divorce filing and in the media. (source)

This may seem pretty tame to you, but I refuse to post anything else about Anna Nicole Smith. For at least 3 months. There are plenty of other redneck whores who are cryin’, lovin’ laughin’ or leavin’ out there to talk about.