The new show Rockstar: Supernova is a reality tv show (contest?) where would be rockers are basically auditioning to be in the new band Supernova by singing shitty tunes from the seventies for the other band mates. The show rocks. It’s like if American Idol drank a bottle of Jack, dropped some acid and did some rails off of a hot chick’s ass. Speaking of hot amazonian ass (dot dot dot). Tommy Lee was flirting with slammin’ hotness Storm Large on last week’s show when this went down:

“I want to see more of you,” Lee oozed after the Amazonian singer performed “Just What I Needed” by The Cars in a bid to front Lee’s new band with former Metallica bassist Jason Newsted and Gilby Clarke from Guns N’ Roses.

“I’ve got six letters for you,” Large retorted without missing a beat. “G-O-O-G-L-E.” But Lee and any viewers calling up the sinewy singer’s site with her band The Balls would see the following message: “Some of the links on this site are inactive during Storm’s appearance on ‘Rock Star’ per rule of the Powers-That-Be in Hollywood. I know, we’re as bummed as you are, but we cooperated.”(source)

Unfortunately for the producers of Rockstar, I’m a famous internet detective and nothing is beyond my reach, bitches.

The thing I like about Storm large is that she is not only hot like the fires of hell, but she can fucking rock. There’s nothing sexier than a six foot tall Amazon warrior rocking out with devil horns on stage who can literally kick your ass. Well, that is unless you happen to find some NSFW, yet highly artistic, shots of her half naked body to view in the privacy of your cubicle. I could be all cheesy and go for the obvious jokes involving her name (exempli gratia: The perfect Storm, Storm is a Large rocker, Stormy Monday never looked so good, et cetera) but I won’t because I am a serious fucking writer. So, here are some shots of Storm Large that will cause a hurricane in your shorts. NSFW’s after the jump, you dirty dogs. (sexy images via:domela.com)