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Paris Hilton reportedly suffers from extreme ADD and claustrophobia, which is why she was released from jail earlier this month.

TMZ has learned that Paris Hilton suffers from extreme Attention Deficit Disorder (ADD) and claustrophobia, and these conditions may have triggered the Sheriff’s decision to spring her from Lynwood Jail last week.

We’re told Hilton is taking Adderall for her ADD. Although our sources were not specific, we’re told Hilton was not receiving all of her medications at Lynwood. As a result, Hilton was having severe panic attacks in jail. There were times she was so debilitated, she could not push the panic button in her cell. (source)

What kind of jail has a panic button? Was she incarcerated by Mayor McCheese and Grimace the cop in a Ronald McDonald Playground? Also, in case you haven’t heard, ADD is a made up disorder. That’s right. Fucking completely bullshit. The whole ADD/ADHD phenomenon was invented so rich parents wouldn’t have to feel guilty about being shitty guardians and so their kids could snort drugs in school legally. I’m not a bad parent…my kid had ADD.

BULL. SHIT.

You know what they give kids whose parents can’t afford Adderall and Ritalin? A belt across the ass and no supper. And a god damn life lesson. Shut the fuck up and you’ll get fed. Nobody cares about your problems. I went to school with Ritalin tweakers who ended up way more fucked up because they were so geeked out and paranoid they couldn’t concentrate at school or at home. ADD/ADHD diagnosis will only coddle an already fucked up kid and make it okay to be broken. Instead of teaching a child to be self reliant and to learn from mistakes, ADD relegates them to an adult life where nothing is their fault and they can always blame the condition or the medication. Fuck you. Stop crying.