NSFW – Fatback Media

It seems that Playboy is attempting to redeem itself after featuring shitty playmates such as Marge Simpson and the non naked Hedi Montag. Now they give you Joanna Krupa who is much hotter than the other two and much more naked. I give them 7 points out of 10 because they are not giving you a good poon tang shot. Of course I am a perv who likes Penthouse cause they show more but I still have a lot of respect for Playboy. I am sure I will pick up a copy the next time I care what kind of cigar Steven King smokes.

Tricia Helfer has taken off all her clothes again (she got naked a while back for Playboy). And I have to say she is like the #1 sci-fi chick I would like to bang. All the other ones are dogs. I am sure there are some other hot sci-fi chicks out there but since I hate sci-fi I do not know who they are. They only come on my radar when they are getting naked. Unlike Playboy, you can actually see a little bit of her bush in these pics. And of course her spectacular rack is being showed off here. The only clothing she has on is red platform shoes. I don’t know why I like naked chicks in shoes but I just do. Some sort of twisted pervert logic there.

Here are some vintage black and whit photos of Dita Von Teese naked with a random chick from 1999. I didn’t even know Dita Von Teese was over 18 in 1999 which makes her like…70 years old. One thing that is in these photos that I don’t remember ever seeing in her more recent photos is bush. So that is a nice change.