I’m not what you’d call a style critic, but I am absolutely sure that’s the worst dress ever made. The person that designed it apparently hates beautiful women with sexy curves. Oh, this dress has curves, but in all the wrong spots. It’s really kind of mean. Even in a bad dress which obviously was designed to carry pork loins in the mid-section, Scarlett Johansson’s rack is the star of the show. Her breasts are like the human spirit. Even in the darkest hour they shine through reminding us all that there is still hope. There is still hope.