NSFW – Fatback Media

Tricia Helfer is one of those special girls that is super hot and sexy and likes to get naked a lot. In other words, she’s Canadian. Sorry American girls, you’re just too prudish top show up here. Feel free to prove me wrong via email…

I just bought the box set for Battlestar Gallactica and I was psyched to see if the “director’s cut” is any racier than the original. I bought it from Wal-Mart. Turns out , they cut in scenes from the original series in the naughty parts of the new series. Now, I can’t here the Bonanza theme without getting an erection. Oh, if you’d like to see Tricia Helfer out of the confines of those clothes, click here to see Tricia Helfer nude.

Sci-Fi star Trisha Helfer sets aside the “Six-y” Cylon world to pose for Playboy. See what I did there? Who says girls can’t love sci-fi?

Tricia Helfer plays an evil machine on “Battlestar Galactica,” but the sexy Cylon may cause her fans to short-circuit when they see the latest edition of Playboy.

“I hope people like them,” Helfer told The Post of her 10-page nude pictorial shot by famed shutterbug Sante D’Orazio. “I know I do.” (source)

I’m not surprised. It’s always the unsuspecting ones, like the Sci-Fi chick, or the Catholic school English teacher, the burger joint French fry queen…your mom. Trekkie convention is just a glorified name for orgy and Deep Space Nine sounds like low-budget porn on Cinemax After Dark (PPV!). And the Twelve Colonies of Kobol are simply nudist, self-indulgent, hedonistic havens. Regardless, Trisha’s hot and I would park my Enterprise in her Final Frontier any day. Let’s just say I’ll take a ‘ NumberSix’ with ‘7 of 9′ any day. I don’t know, whatever, just go with it. Nerd. Get your game hand ready, here’s more science fictionly cyborg semi-nakedness. By the way, these photos are not from Playboy.

UPDATE: PLAYBOY IMAGES REMOVED BY REQUEST

And by request, I mean Tatyana from Playboy Inc complained to my hosting company, Godaddy, instead of contacting me and they shut my site down. I moved to a new server, but the images from this post only exist in my mind. And in Tatyana’s mind. Because she’s dirty. If you have any royalty free Tricia Helfer’s let me know.

There’s just something about Diora Baird. Maybe it’s that she’s the beautiful actress from Wedding Crashers and Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Maybe it’s that she’s from Miami and I love Miami girls. Nah, I’m pretty sure it’s the 100% natural born 32DD’s she has riding shotgun. Nothing like a hot chick with a piece of grass in her mouth to make you simultaneously appreciate the tragically ephemeral panoply of life and mourn for beauty that will inexorably wisp away in time like a faded leaf in the wind. Wait. What? Boobies!

Here’s Diora in the new Stuff and some of her naked 32DD’s, you dirty devils!

Links if you made it this far.

• Lisa Rinna grabs her rack. I would too, but I’m on probation. (Drunken Stepfather)
• Cute College Girl of the week: Kaylan from StoneyBrook. (College Humor)
• Vanessa Hudgens might be the Girls Gone Wild whore hottie (Bumpshack)
• Jennifer Ellison in a bikini. (Jordan)
• Pamela Anderson and Kanye West did something somewhere (Bastardly)
• More Vanessa Hudgens photos (Notorious)
• Jessica Alba is a trooper. And she has a nice ass. (City rag)
• Shoot ‘em up won’t help you solve Fermat’s last theorum, but it will give an action boner that won’t quit. (Pajiba)
• Celebrity look-a-likes. (Allie)