It seems that Playboy is attempting to redeem itself after featuring shitty playmates such as Marge Simpson and the non naked Hedi Montag. Now they give you Joanna Krupa who is much hotter than the other two and much more naked. I give them 7 points out of 10 because they are not giving you a good poon tang shot. Of course I am a perv who likes Penthouse cause they show more but I still have a lot of respect for Playboy. I am sure I will pick up a copy the next time I care what kind of cigar Steven King smokes.

I have never heard of this chick before but that does not mean she is not hot and not worthy to be in Playboy, and now, on Fatback Media. The more porn I look at the more I like the idea of being shaved. I won’t shave myself but when a chick shows up in your bed and she doesn’t have a single hair on her except for her head, it is usually a good sign. So here is the hairless Arkasha Ames. What kind of name is that? Doesn’t matter, she is naked and that is all that matters.

Just last week I measured my penis to see how long it was when it was erect. I just busted out the ruler after looking at the pictures and it is official, my penis is an extra inch longer than it was a week ago. This chick is one of those chicks that comes along in Playboy every few months and reinstills my faith in the senile Hugh Hefner.

She seriously looks like an older Taylor Swift and I like Taylor Swift. I likey a lot. Enjoy these pics. Also, shaved is the expression. Yay!

They sure do have hot chicks in Eastern Europe, that’s why the good folks at Playboy have decided to exploit photograph these sexy girls. This chick is from Slovenia, which is completely made up if you ask me. After this shoot this girl went back to sewing sadness into cloaks of despair. Nice tits!

Tricia Helfer is one of those special girls that is super hot and sexy and likes to get naked a lot. In other words, she’s Canadian. Sorry American girls, you’re just too prudish top show up here. Feel free to prove me wrong via email…

I just bought the box set for Battlestar Gallactica and I was psyched to see if the “director’s cut” is any racier than the original. I bought it from Wal-Mart. Turns out , they cut in scenes from the original series in the naughty parts of the new series. Now, I can’t here the Bonanza theme without getting an erection. Oh, if you’d like to see Tricia Helfer out of the confines of those clothes, click here to see Tricia Helfer nude.