NSFW – Fatback Media

There are like 4,000 other female celebrities that I would like to see grace the pages of Playboy before Tara Reid, but for the time being I will accept it. Everyone remembers Tara Reid’s nipple slip at some red carpet event where the world saw her singed burn nipples. But since Playboy magazine has a photoshop/airbrush department, Tara’s nipples actually look pretty good. I am a little upset that the biggest men’s magazine in the world couldn’t manage to ask Tara Reid to turn around and show us that tight nice little ass of hers but I will settle for this. Enjoy!

Just who is Destiny Moody? And why has she been kept secret from us for so long? Probably because Hugh Hefner’s old senile ass was trying to get yet another blonde to strip for Playboy while Destiny juggled chainsaws while whistling the national anthem and dancing riverdance style with her feet right next to Hugh. Finally he gets a decent brunette to take off her clothes for the aging magazine. This Cybergirl thing could really take off if I didn’t have to pay money for it. But in the meantime, it looks pretty good from here.

You have probably heard the name Sasha Grey before but it was usually right before you popped in a porn video because she is a porn star. 99.9% of the time porn stars never get featured in Playboy but Sasha has made the jump. And I gotta say, I am glad she did. She has a totally slamming body and I like that she isn’t cliche and shaved. It looks like someone shaved her pubes with a weed eater as opposed to a razor but she still looks good.

It seems that Playboy is attempting to redeem itself after featuring shitty playmates such as Marge Simpson and the non naked Hedi Montag. Now they give you Joanna Krupa who is much hotter than the other two and much more naked. I give them 7 points out of 10 because they are not giving you a good poon tang shot. Of course I am a perv who likes Penthouse cause they show more but I still have a lot of respect for Playboy. I am sure I will pick up a copy the next time I care what kind of cigar Steven King smokes.