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You don’t see Paris Hilton all that often in the NSFW section of Fatback Media but that is because she doesn’t wear anything edgy anymore. I remember when this chick was showing up to clubs practically every night in some sort of lingerie but those were the glory days. Here we have Paris Hilton wearing a very light shirt with no bra, hence, nipples! Thanks Paris!

I guess somebody should’ve told Paris Hilton that Nicky Hilton’s 25th birthday party actually meant “Nicky Hilton’s 25th birthday party”, because of course, Paris made it all about Paris. God, this whore can’t help herself. Every time she sees a camera it’s like a fish that saw something shiny. Nicky Hilton could get shot in the face and Paris would show up at the crime scene covered in gasoline with a lighter in her hand and waving her arms like a P.O.W. who just saw a plane.

Paris Hilton reportedly suffers from extreme ADD and claustrophobia, which is why she was released from jail earlier this month.

TMZ has learned that Paris Hilton suffers from extreme Attention Deficit Disorder (ADD) and claustrophobia, and these conditions may have triggered the Sheriff’s decision to spring her from Lynwood Jail last week.

We’re told Hilton is taking Adderall for her ADD. Although our sources were not specific, we’re told Hilton was not receiving all of her medications at Lynwood. As a result, Hilton was having severe panic attacks in jail. There were times she was so debilitated, she could not push the panic button in her cell. (source)

What kind of jail has a panic button? Was she incarcerated by Mayor McCheese and Grimace the cop in a Ronald McDonald Playground? Also, in case you haven’t heard, ADD is a made up disorder. That’s right. Fucking completely bullshit. The whole ADD/ADHD phenomenon was invented so rich parents wouldn’t have to feel guilty about being shitty guardians and so their kids could snort drugs in school legally. I’m not a bad parent…my kid had ADD.

BULL. SHIT.

You know what they give kids whose parents can’t afford Adderall and Ritalin? A belt across the ass and no supper. And a god damn life lesson. Shut the fuck up and you’ll get fed. Nobody cares about your problems. I went to school with Ritalin tweakers who ended up way more fucked up because they were so geeked out and paranoid they couldn’t concentrate at school or at home. ADD/ADHD diagnosis will only coddle an already fucked up kid and make it okay to be broken. Instead of teaching a child to be self reliant and to learn from mistakes, ADD relegates them to an adult life where nothing is their fault and they can always blame the condition or the medication. Fuck you. Stop crying.

So it looks like LA Law may be poised to surpass the Teletubbies in overall toughness and have called Paris Hilton back to court to discuss the validity of her recent release. TMZ report from yesterday:

Late today, L.A. City Attorney Rocky Delgadillo filed paperwork demanding a hearing before Judge Michael Sauer to determine why the Sheriff’s Department allowed Paris to get out of jail when the judge had expressly ordered her to serve out her entire sentence.

The hearing is scheduled for 9:00 AM PDT on Friday. (source)

A hearing. Man. She must be shaking in her Jimmy Choo Strappy sandals. I bet the lawyers have filed some really concise motions and the judge is prepared to hear their briefs in detail. Eeeek! I hope she’s okay!

If it was anybody else, Dog the Bounty Hunter would have broken the door down and hog tied you with cable ties faster than you could snap into a slim jim. Macho Man Randy Savage does play Dog the Bounty Hunter on TV right? ON THAT NOTE… Why does Stacy Kiebler insist on wearing so many clothes? That’s the true crime here.