NSFW – Fatback Media

I have been an American all my life and when I think back to the huge history of U.S. presidents, I would have to say that JFK was the coolest. I thought this of him last week before a photo of him on a boat full of naked chicks surfaced. Now he is like 1,000 times cooler. The pic is somewhat grainy but the chick jumping off the boat has a nice ass and I am betting that all the chicks on the boat were hot. This was taken before he was president by the way. Not that that matters but it is pretty cool.

UPDATE: The photo was proven to be a hoax and it is not actually JFK in the pic. The naked chicks and tight ass are real though. That is good enough for me.

This is Sophie Howard and her topless friend hanging out at the beach, topless. With no shirts. This is what Page 3 girls do in their spare time. They just hang out and wait for the next nude photoshoot with their naked best friends. And really,a naked friend with giant tits is the best friend of all. It’s in the bible.

This is Carmen Electra, nude and sandy, like all hot chicks with great racks should be. That may sound sexist, but it’s not. When Jesus made the universe he gave chicks nice tits for a reason. To show them off at the beach wearing nothing but a kelp necklace. More Carmen Electra nude at the beach.

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