NSFW – Fatback Media

Just last week I measured my penis to see how long it was when it was erect. I just busted out the ruler after looking at the pictures and it is official, my penis is an extra inch longer than it was a week ago. This chick is one of those chicks that comes along in Playboy every few months and reinstills my faith in the senile Hugh Hefner.

She seriously looks like an older Taylor Swift and I like Taylor Swift. I likey a lot. Enjoy these pics. Also, shaved is the expression. Yay!

Here are some vintage black and whit photos of Dita Von Teese naked with a random chick from 1999. I didn’t even know Dita Von Teese was over 18 in 1999 which makes her like…70 years old. One thing that is in these photos that I don’t remember ever seeing in her more recent photos is bush. So that is a nice change.

Vikki Blows has probably the most giving soul in all of Hollywood. She is willing to strip down for no particular reason and show off her 5 star tits. This time, it is for a calendar. I would buy the calendar but every time I would go to put something on there I would get distracted and I would wake up from a deep sleep and wonder why I haven’t left my apartment for 3 months.

I could care less what she is actually getting naked for. It could be for a auto mechanic shop and I would still be just as aroused. More pics after the jump.

I know this is a few days old but when a celebrity like Shauna Sand strips down and makes a sex tape with some random dude, it is my responsibility to post it. These pics are pretty damn good by the way. She is almost always either looking into the camera or proudly displaying all her goody bits for the camera.

I would say she hired someone to make this video for her but I am not sure. All I wanna know is, how do I get that job? Does it require a college degree? Cause I will sit through years of boring ass film classes if it means I can chill in Shauna Sand’s bedroom and watch her get her brains boinked out.

UPDATE: Although I am a Vivid Affiliate partner and have the banners ALL OVER THIS site. For some reasons the lawyers don’t like the pics in a post. I guess its too much exposure for their brand. I’d hate to sell more god damn videos for them. Ugh. Maybe they’d like an invitation to GMAIL?