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What’s better than one hot naked British babe? Well, two hot naked British babes, of course. This is Lucy Pinder and Michelle Marsh breaking down the barriers of society and proving that love knows no bounds or gender and that is A-OK for two super hot chicks to get naked and rub their boobies together just like God intended. Amen, brother. Go lesbians!

Alena Seredova is nude, Czech and has perfect, perfect eastern bloc breasts. During the cold war I spent sometime in Czechoslovakia for some hush-hush embassy infiltrations and pink gins. I can’t really talk about it. I can talk about Alena Seredova’s amazing rack though. But why ruin the moment with words?

This is Vikki Blows. She’s a British “glamour” model. Which means she shows her tits in magazines. You know what’s amazing about British girls? They like to show their tits in magazines. Besides having the most awesome name ever, Vikki Blows is a different kind of Page 3 girl. She’s got smaller boobs and is more petite, but she’s got ink and piercings and I think I’m a little afraid of her right now. I’ll only open one eye when I masturbate. Blow, Vikki. Blow.

Anne Hathaway topless folks. And seconds from giving this wigga a blowjob. Yeah these are old, but now that Anne is buzzworthy again what with Get Smart coming out and her boyfriend getting arrested by the feds, I figured a little nude retrospective of Anne Hathaway’s perfect tits was in order. To wit:

Keeley Hazell does it again. She wins the most naked hot British chick of the day with her perfectly shaped body and phenomenal boobies. Is it a law in the UK that you have to be nude if you’re a hot chick with a giant rack? Because for the life of me I don’t think I have ever seen Keeley Hazel wearing clothes.

Lindsey Strutt is British and nude which makes her a true hero to the Empire. God save the Queen.  These are tagged, so credit to the original capper. I have no idea what that means but the kids in the naked boobie forums like to say it and I wanted to sound cool. I’m no n00b. More Lindsey Strutt and her beautiful British boobies.

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I’m like 4 days late on these pics, but like my roguish wit, naked titties never go out of style. This is Abagail Clancey whose famous for something like fucking a person who was kinda famous that time on tv. Or Something. Boobies!

This is an old school naked shoot of Brook Burke and a very, very, extremely lucky motherfucker. The shoot is a few years old and Brooke is 100% naked in these. I’m pretty sure that I would be a terrible male model. Because my heart is just too big. It’s sad really.

Copulation update! Vigilant reader, Joe sent me that last picture down there of Brooke Burke full-on getting nailed by this guy. Or simulating it. How the hell should I know. What am I, Dr. Ruth. PS. one those shots has some kitty in it.

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I’m not sure what Dita von Teese is into, but I bet I would like it. She seems like she’d do her best to make you cry; which is okay because she’s naked 99% of the time. And really every now and again I need to just let it all out. I’m not dead inside, you know.

It’s Memorial Day time kids and that means hot chicks at the beach. So what better time to showcase all the naked submissions for our “Real Nude at the Beach” promo? Basically we asked our readers to send in naked pictures of themselves at the beach and we would post them for everyone to see. We got a huge response. Unfortunately, we failed to mention that we only wanted female submissions. Sorry guys. And eww.

These are all the submitted images of real live, non model female naked beach pictures. Although some of these are genuinely from hottie readers, I have a feeling that most of these were submitted by dudes and some of them don’t appear to be recent. So if you see your mom in here somewhere, don’t blame us.

PS. one of these naked chicks is my girlfriend. True Story.