NSFW – Fatback Media

This is Diora Baird and her 32 DD’s. This is apparently a movie that actually came out called Night of The Demons. It’s also got Shannon Elizabeth and Monica Keena(?) so you’ll understand my confusion at not seeing this on my Oscar ballot last year. If my research is correct – and by research, I mean just looking at these pictures – this movie is about a gay guy who was turned straight by Diora Baird’s magnificent titties.

More Diora Baird nude than you can wank a stick at is here.

Haggis, anyone?

I think my stalker worthy obsession with Kelly Brook is well known, and I can only think of one person who may have me beat  on this.  This is Kelly Brook, nude in an *ahem* Men’s Magazine. See, that’s sarcasm because this magazine is known for photoshopping the soul right out of their models. And by soul I mean cellulite and ass pimples. My Kelly doesn’t have those, so I’m wondering why the photoshoppers did all that work on her face. Jesus, it’s not like she’s 31 or something.

I love it when chicks get naked outside. Maybe it is peacefulness of the trees or the fresh air but it is a lot more enjoyable to see a chick outside and butt naked than it is to see them in the studio with geeks sitting behind labtops with their photoshop open looking for ways to fuck up a perfectly good picture of a naked chick. Mother nature doesn’t have Windows 7 therefore, you get natural beauties. Thank you Zdenka. Your name sucks but you are hot.

Here we have a random hotty named Gaya who was nice enough to take all of her clothes off and take some pictures of herself while she does so.  Something tells me that people are gonna take these pics and photoshop Kara DioGuardi’s face on them because these two bitches look similar. I actually wanted to vomit the first time I saw Kara DioGuardi naked but then I realized she isn’t bad looking at all. I guarantee you will not puke after viewing these pics