Here is a picture of Lindsay Lohan at the airport bending over to fetch her bags. She of course, as usual, was not wearing a bra because she has secret dreams of becoming a bull dyke like her girlfriend Samantha. I am happy though, because less bra means more nipple. Thank you Lindsay.

Kelly Brook bold and braless at British Awards show from way back when…Who is she anyway?Good for her I guess as this is a good way to get attention, huh?  Does it really matter who she is?She is hot enough to do it so I say, go girl!! Show ‘em if you got ‘em.

Whitney Port’s full on boobie at The IVY in LA. Whitney Port is on The Hills, which apparently is a show on a TV. From what I gathered from my team of sexy (legal!) teenaged interns, it’s a show about snotty rich bitches and their fake real life events. I remember Audrina Patridge showing her tits a while back and now this chick is airing hers out. I like how her tit is out the whole time and she not only doesn’t notice but continues to chew a mouth full of food, and the level of artichoke leaves on her plate never changes. MAGIC!

Ashley Tisdale nipple slip folks. Plain as day. Two things.

1. I have no idea who this is.
2. She is 22 according to IMDB so this post is perv free.

Apparently, Ashley Tisdale is famous on Nickelodeon or Disney Channel or something like that. If I had known Disney had hot chicks who show their tits at red carpet events I would have started watching a long time ago. Wait. Scratch that. This chick is confusing. She’s one of those actresses who is really legal, but looks young and always plays jail bait rolls. Like the strippers at that new club in my town. But you know, when I think about it, maybe City High doesn’t mean what I thought it meant.

Quitters never win. Winners never quit…

While most of you were asleep Friday night, quietly dreaming of a 3 day weekend at the community pool eating BBQ chicken with your fingers and spraying fake tanner on your muffin tops, Lindsay Lohan was keeping it real and proving she’s no quitter by crashing her car at 3:30 am, drunk and holding what cops are calling a “usable amount of cocaine”.

Police tell TMZ that 20-year-old Lohan and two other adults were in her 2005 Mercedes SL-65 convertible when she lost control and crashed into a curb and trees in Beverly Hills around 5:30 AM. After the crash, police say LiLo got into another car and was driven to Century City Hospital where she was treated for minor injuries that involved “something to her upper chest area.” Police said the two other people in her car were not hurt.

…She was cited and released and will have to face a judge. (source)

I think it’s fitting that this is a holiday weekend, because true heroes like Lindsay Lohan don’t normally get the attention they deserve. For instance, losers like you and me would get thrown in jail for 18 hours and eventually serve time for DUI and possession, but the goodly laws of LA say that if you’re a rich snot nose drunken drug user and you crash a car you can go home and sleep it off – like the special, special person that you are. You’ve got to admire her ability to stay on task as a coke whore – even in the face of those meanies at rehab, the tabloids, the American public, established social mores, a system of codified laws and legal standards and personal health issues. It’s about sacrifice. Lindsay Lohan. You are my hero.

Because it’s Memorial Day, I decided to post a retrospective pictorial journey through Lindsay Lohan’s finest NSFW moments for your patriotic perusal.