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Global Nip Slips Compilation – The funniest home videos are here

Nip Slips from around the globe. (and god I hope this GD video plugin works). This is the first in a new series of daily (yeah right) video posts of naked boobies, nipslips and sexy ladies getting PWNED in all kinds of naked and spectacular ways. Enjoy!

This is Ashley Tisdale, whom you might remember fro her recent nip slip, and whom you might also not remember from anything else. She’s 22 but she looks like jailbait and frankly, people pay a lot for that these days; so she’s alright by me. Check IMDB if you want details or just sit really close to your monitor and click these links.

Links, if you made it this far, perv.

• I’ll see your Ashley Tisdale bikini pics and raise you Heidi Montag bikini pics. (Jordan)
• Billie Piper Side Boob. (Drunken Stepfather)
• College chicks making out. Like they’re supposed to. (CH)
• New Monica Belluci movie trailer. (Allie)
• Keira Knightly looks chilly. (Holy Candy)
• Eddie Murphy and his hot mamas. (City Rag)
• Nicole Richie wants the county lockdown. The gangsta bitches toss salad better at county. (Evil Beet)
• R Kelly finally goes to trial for being a freeeeeaaak. (Gossip or truth)
• Ellen Barkin, my favorite cougar, is getting paid. (Socialite’s life)
• Smirnoff viral video. Boyz in the Hillz. (Glitterati)
• Some trollop with big tits and a dirty dress. (Seriously OMG)
• I can’t say this chick’s name but she’s plenty hot. (Bastardly)
• Courtney Love is beautiful. Not really at all though.(Bump Shack)

If you want to get linked here, send me links and I’ll link you. Because I am a whore like that.

I’ve been drunk and naked for seven days straight. I smell like fire and I think there’s blood in my trunk. I have no idea what happened, but I think the 60 TB of digital images will tell the tale. I have no idea what’s going on in the world, and frankly I could give a shit. I need a shot of bourbon and some hotsauce or I think I’m going to die.

Here are some links to some sites that have a little more work ethic than me, which is why they probably get more traffic and have more reader loyalty. I’m trying to get my readership back up by making this more that just a site with chicks in bikinis and boobies and nip slips, so I’ve hired some new writers to write fair and balanced news items that have substance, journalistic merit and integrity. Nah, I’m just kidding. I got a bunch of hot chicks who like to wash cars in bikinis to weigh in on pop culture gossip. Because I rule.

More CSI nip slip action from Emily Proctor.

Sexy links from sites that actually take pride in their work.

• Bree Larson: Hot or not. Judge her you fool. (Bastardly)
• Megan Fox might be a self serving bitch who’s not really that hot, but I would still hit it. I have self esteem issues. (DS)
• I’m not trying to be pervy, but Emma Watson is pretty fucking hot. I bet she’d really like that new My Little Pony set. (Allie)
• Just a consistently funny time waster. With boobies. (EHOWA)
• Cute College Girl from my home state. She goes to Clemson so that means she’s slutty. But in a good way. (CH)
• Live Earth apparently happened? And I’m still clueless. (Yeeeah)
• Britney Spears is officially a hillbilly. Or is an “an” hillbilly? (IBBB)
• Megan Fox likes the cocaína , and she’s topless here. Not like you’d like, but damn fine anyway. (City rag)
• Second Annual Lizzie Awards. Britney won “biggest train wreck”. (WP)
• Jessica Simpson looks like she could kick a hole in the door of a ‘79 Cadillac Sedan Deville. Damn. (GoT)
• Anastacia has a huge rack and maybe a huge penis? (Glunp)
• Jack Nicholson. God damn. (SeriouslyOMG)
• Katharine Mcphee in Stuff magazine. (Bumpshack)
• Apparently some slag banged Pete Doherty and lived to tell about it. Blech. (Gossip Mamma)
• Kim Kardashian goes badonkadonk donk. (Celebrity Hubris)
• Speaking of sexy and southern this scantily clad hottie is one of my new sexy writers (Lennox Miller)

Emmanuelle Chriqui (sounds like shreeky, which rhymes with freaky-deakey!) is one of those girls who always seems to be asking me to to crawl inside her blouse and curl up like a little kitty and spoon her till I fall asleep. She’s all kinds of ethnic, usually plays a lesbian and she’s often wont of a gentle zephyr to delicately waft across her bosom. Which is why I love her so. And she’s has a nice rack. Here are some pics of her at the Entourage Premier and one extra niptastic slip from a while back. Pic 1 is the money shot.