Nancy O’Dell is filler because I just moved back down south and I can’t get find a good broadband connection to save my life. So instead of the hottest news and celebrity gossip, you get Nancy O’Dell and her giant Myrtle Beach boobies.

Myrtle Beach has all the charm of the Jersey Shore bottled up in a rusty hypodermic needle left dangling from a dead red neck hooker’s arm as the waves gently lap against her airbrushed and beaded t-shirt that says “Alabama Live” . Picture a mini Las Vegas – if Las Vegas was built out of 10,000 mini-golf adventure islands. They also have hot blonds with huge tits that occasionally make it out of the Pee Dee to become famous blonds with huge tits that do everything they can to kill the accent that got them on the casting couch in the first place. So here’s to you Nancy and Vanna (et al). Nice tits, y’all.

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