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Hello, my comrades. Please to bring vodka? DA! Come. We celebrate great Russian nude beauty Olga Akhunova. She is werry famous Russian glamour model. Nyet? You have not heard of her? She is new great Russian hope for world domination through infiltration of western society. You Americans and your masturbating. Too easy, comrades!

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Nikkala Stott never fails to disappoint. She’s our favorite Page 3 C-Cup girl. And that’s saying a lot. You know we’re suckers for British chicks who like show their tits. So, pretty much all girls form the UK fall into out favorites list. Oi! God save the Queen.

Alena Seredova is nude, Czech and has perfect, perfect eastern bloc breasts. During the cold war I spent sometime in Czechoslovakia for some hush-hush embassy infiltrations and pink gins. I can’t really talk about it. I can talk about Alena Seredova’s amazing rack though. But why ruin the moment with words?

Lindsey Strutt and her rack. Get it? Of course you do, you smartie! I like the billiards myself. It’s a real thinking man’s game like chess, or canasta or Chutes & Ladders. Speaking of billiards I think that Lindsey here might be trying to hustle us.

This is Vikki Blows. She’s a British “glamour” model. Which means she shows her tits in magazines. You know what’s amazing about British girls? They like to show their tits in magazines. Besides having the most awesome name ever, Vikki Blows is a different kind of Page 3 girl. She’s got smaller boobs and is more petite, but she’s got ink and piercings and I think I’m a little afraid of her right now. I’ll only open one eye when I masturbate. Blow, Vikki. Blow.

Anne Hathaway topless folks. And seconds from giving this wigga a blowjob. Yeah these are old, but now that Anne is buzzworthy again what with Get Smart coming out and her boyfriend getting arrested by the feds, I figured a little nude retrospective of Anne Hathaway’s perfect tits was in order. To wit:

Keeley Hazell does it again. She wins the most naked hot British chick of the day with her perfectly shaped body and phenomenal boobies. Is it a law in the UK that you have to be nude if you’re a hot chick with a giant rack? Because for the life of me I don’t think I have ever seen Keeley Hazel wearing clothes.

It’s Memorial Day time kids and that means hot chicks at the beach. So what better time to showcase all the naked submissions for our “Real Nude at the Beach” promo? Basically we asked our readers to send in naked pictures of themselves at the beach and we would post them for everyone to see. We got a huge response. Unfortunately, we failed to mention that we only wanted female submissions. Sorry guys. And eww.

These are all the submitted images of real live, non model female naked beach pictures. Although some of these are genuinely from hottie readers, I have a feeling that most of these were submitted by dudes and some of them don’t appear to be recent. So if you see your mom in here somewhere, don’t blame us.

PS. one of these naked chicks is my girlfriend. True Story.

This is Carla Bruni, whom  - if you’re up on your NPR and BBC you’ll know - just married French President Nicolas Sarkozy. She’s a model, singer etc, etc - basically because she’s inordinately rich having grown up in boarding schools and luxury due to her family’s ties to Pirelli and other fortunes. The kicker here is that she’s smoking hot and she’s 41. That’s because god hates Europeans so much that he made them all insufferable asses and made their women really hot just to piss them off. True story. I read it in the bible.