I had never heard of her but, apparently Sara Evans is a country music singer who recently appeared on Dancing with the Stars. I say apparently, because I don’t listen to country music and I don’t watch DWTS. The only reason I know about her because she is currently going though a messy divorce that involves two things I do know a lot about: Porn and naked pictures. Sara Evans accused her best friend and nanny Alison Clinton of sleeping with her husband. If you’re interested, here’s some background, if not then skip to the pictures of Sara’s MILFy great rack.

Alison’s husband spoke out on Tuesday about the toll the scandal is taking on his wife, who is currently down to a dangerous 79 pounds.

“When I took those vows, I said for better, for worse,” Clinton’s husband, Chris Lee, said.

Lee also told “Extra’s” Carlos Diaz that his marriage is stronger than ever, but he warned his wife about suffering a relapse.(source)

The point of the whole story is not whether or not her husband banged the nanny or whether or not he has naked pictures of himself posted on Craig’s list browsing for “three party sex” and “anal sex”. Because, of course he banged the nanny who at best was so insanely jealous of her friend that she slept with her husband and developed a Münchhausen-esque case of anorexia just in time for the cameras. Southern girls are crafty like that. Be careful if you marry one. If you are married to one, take another look at your wedding album to see if anyone one in the wedding party is smiling. If it’s not you, chances are your wife just blew him. Congratulations, dumbass.