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Megan Fox is all wet and she’s holding hands with Gillian Anderson. Right now, all over the planet, dudes are ruining their Comic Con T-Shirts. However, this is just a scene from the movie How to Lose Friends and Alienate People, which is currently in production. The movie stars Simon Pegg (from the amazing Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz), so by all rights this will be an hilarious movie. That said, it can’t hurt your odds to have Megan Fox and Gillian Anderson hold hands. What can hurt are your thoughtless words. Sometimes these foolish game can cut like a knife, you know? Hold me.

Megan Fox, smoking hot southern actress, wants to make it clear that she is not Lindsay Lohan. The two young starlets starred together in the Epic Smash Hit Herbie:Fully Loaded. Megan says that although they worked together they neither hung out or were friends.

Megan, 21, said: “Oh my God! People think we’re alike?! Ugh! Oh my gosh! Lindsay and I were never friends when we starred together. I mean, we were two 16-year-old girls, it’s rare for them to get along, and we didn’t.” (source)

Some of you may not have seen the movie Herbie: Fully Loaded because I think it went to video like it had Mario Van Peebles in it.I don’t even think they play it on Nickleodeon. Partly because Lindsay is quickly becoming persona non grata with the Hollywood set and partly because it sucked – even for little kids. And kids are known to be really stupid. True story. Ask a random kid in the park why the Balkans fell apart after the Industrial Revolution. Guaranteed – you get tears. Idiots. Here’s Megan Fox, all grow’d up for the pervs.

I never watch awards shows because they are so so contrived, coddling and asinine. Apparently, this year was no different, except they made special effort to suck out the feeling. I was so bored reading highlights of the show that I almost committed seppuku with my 8″ Rachel Ray santoku chef’s knife. So sharp.

Normally, movie stars either don’t show up and we see a prerecorded acceptance speech from “the set of their new movie” which oddly looks like the bar at Chili’s, or they show up in shorts and flip flops drunk. This year, however, somehow MTV duped the actors into thinking that this was a real awards show and that an astronaut trophy would look great next to their People’s Choice award. (Oscars are for uppity assholes right?) Anyway, the bottom line was a big ole bucket of boring, sexless drivel. Much like Paris Hilton in prison. Zing!

So here’s Megan Fox, who in spite of the ridiculous dress, manages to class up the place with a whole lotta sex appeal. I just hope that that tattoo is for her boyfriend and not her daddy. Because it’s creepin’ me out Cordelia. (bonus if you got the reference!)