Adabel Guerrero is from Argentina. I think. She’s nude in MAXIM Argetina, which is 1000% better than the airbrushed bullshit that MAXIM USA puts out. Not only does the Argentinian version not aribrush out nipples and bush, they actually have tits on the cover. Advantage: Argentina. Winners: Everyone! Aye carrumba!

[pics via Phun. Props to the cappers]

Check out Christina Aguilera in Maxim’s March issue where she reveals wicked bedroom secrets. Sassy!

Maxim: There seems to be new celebrity divorce in the tabloids every week. How do you guys keep it going? Role-playing? Costumes?

CA: How did you get into my bedroom? [laughs] We always have fun. I like to play doctor.
Maxim: Details, please.

CA: I got Jordan a doctor’s outfit with a doctor’s bag full of sex toys. I wore the naughty nurse costume, of course.

With all the Anna Nicole Smiths, Britneys and Hiltons (et al) fucking it up for everyone, it’s nice to see that someone with a real talent can still make a living these days. Christina Aguilera is a little teeney smokin’ hot pixie and I just want to kiss her on head and put her in my pocket. It’s almost unfair that she’s so hot and she can sing so well. It’s like having sex with a prostitute and then she decides to let have it for free. And you weren’t even going to kill this one. Remember we promised ourself? Okay, that’s a little different. I bet she’d look good in duct tape.

Kristen Bell is in the new Maxim that hits the stands this week. There is really no reason to post these other than to save you the five dollars of having to buy the magazine or the 0.0003 calories it would take you to go to Maxim’s web site and view them yourself. That’s how much I love you. Plus, Veronica Mars is hot. And Spunky. I can’t figure why she wants to date those gay guys on the show. That’s probably best left to the experts like Givememyremote.com.