I love magazines like Zoo and Nuts. If we didn’t have them then we would be missing out on a lot of hot chicks willing to bare their breasts for no other reason than they want attention. You can not rely on Playboy anymore because Hugh Hefner’s viagra stash dried up and he doesn’t give a shit about what he puts in his magazines.

On top of that, if you post Playboy pics on the net the same month that it is released, it is usually followed up with a swift and quick lawsuit. And nobody wants that now do we? So lock these puppies up in your spank bank and enjoy, I know I will.

I scream, you scream we all scream for boobies! Once again Lucy Pinder saves the day with her giant British rack and a little ice cream. Lucy Pinder’s job is to be hot and naked all the time. Which spells hero to this guy. And since the 4th of July is coming up what better way to show our USA patriotism than by ogling some British titties. We may have won the war, but your chicks are hotter, mate. Because they don’t mind carbs and they don’t fucking cry when their heel breaks. Oi!