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Lindsay Lohan is wearing a see-through top with her nipples showing. First she gave us the shaved crabtrap and now these. Not much else to say about it except, I don’t know how old these are and I don’t know how real they are. It’s my job to bring you the big scoops kids, not pussyfoot around with correct source citations and authenticity. They didn’t ask Bob Woodward about citations and truth did they? Well, technically yes, but he didn’t have Lindsay Lohan’s nipples, did he?
Oh, Lindsay Lohan is about to take some time off to study other cultures and travel to expand her mind and experiences and blah blah blah.

“I might take a vacation – take a year off,” said Lohan recently, according to MSNBC. “I want to travel and learn more about other cultures. The more I’ve grown up, the more I want to do that.” So says the actress, all of 20 years old. (source)

Lindsay Lohan is reportedly considering a move to London. She was spotted recently house hunting in London’s trendy Notting Hill area.

“I just love Notting Hill — it has some really cool shops and great restaurants,” the paper quotes Lohan. “I’ve been looking at some properties while I’ve been over here and we’re hoping to buy something soon. I can see me and Harry [Morton, her boyfriend] really fitting in there.” (source)

Who needs grammar when you have a nice rack? Obviously there is a reason she wants to live in Notting Hill. I just hope she’s not too disappointed when she can’t find Hogwarts Academy or visit to Portobello road in her flying bed. Cheerio!

Images:Phun.org

Not bald there, but there. See what I did? So smooth…So clever. Like a baby. A smooth clever baby. Speaking of smoothly shaven clever things, here’s a nice shot of Lindsay Lohan getting off of a boat in Venice. If the images are real then that’s Lindsay’s hoosie-whatsit in those first two pics. Number two is enlarged (kinda like her inflamed vagina in that picture.) I’m not saying that she has a STD. Wait, that’s exactly what I am saying. Put some baby powder on that thing, girl. You’re making me uncomfortable. There’s really no reason for pictures 3 or 4 except for the fact that I like symmetry.

UPDATE: So yeah. Turns out the pics are fake. Check the comments for the URL of the real pics. You can thank eagle-eyed Dave for bringing this to our attention and making you feel stupid for wanking to photoshopped pixels.

UP-Update: So apparently the pics are real. So me crying in the shower for making love to a photoshop’d image was a waste of time. WWTDD has the details…

Apparently, losing her jail-bait status hasn’t stopped Lindsay Lohan from going after much older men. She reportedly started dating Fez when she was 16 and he was 24. Now that she’s 19 she’s upped the ante a bit and is going after guys in their 30′s.

Lindsay Lohan is skewing older. ‘In Touch
Weekly’ claims the 19-year-old has been “quietly seeing” 31-year-old
singer Ryan Adams.

The mag also contends she “hooked up” with 38-year-old Benicio Del Toro last Sunday.

He went out to help his sometime girlfriend Sara Foster celebrate
her birthday, “but he dumped her to party with Lindsay,” says the mag.

After “spending hours canoodling, the couple headed to the Mercer Hotel.

When I first read that, I thought it said Bryan Adams and vomited a little bit in my mouth. That guy is just creepy. I think he and Keith Urban are twins separated at birth and taken from their dad, Johnny Winter. Digressing a bit, I know…

But it’s not Bryan Adams. It turns out she’s banging that effeminate kid with the crazy hair and the soulful lyrics that make the ladies swoon. Benicio Del Toro is just a badass in my book. He’s thirty eight and still banging 19 year old actresses. Granted, Lindsay Lohan’s body has been ravaged by drugs, bulimia and deviant sex, so technically she’s Sharon Stone in actress years. So, maybe it’s not that great of a score. Maybe if he was getting Scarlett Johannson…that would be different.