Lily Allen is topless like 90% of her life so seeing new topless pics of her is not like discovering the holy grail, but I am still very appreciative when it happens.  In this set, she is on some sort of balcony and there is a pic of some guy holding her tits but I didn’t post that one because the only person who is worthy of holding on to Lily Allen’s tits is me.

Getting topless for the paparazzi earns you a bachelor in attention whoredom. If she wants to move up to a doctorate, she will have to shed the bottoms too. Lily is mad cute so I am sure I would be very happy with whatever she has to offer. Chick could be hiding the rainforest down there and I would still hit it.

This is Lily Allen nude in Jamaica, the way all cute little British singers should be in Jamaica. I’m not sure if it’s even legal to be topless in Jamaica, but I know that man can not make a law in defiance of the Lord. And if I remember correctly, the Bible says that hot chicks are supposed to be topless at the beach. I’m paraphrasing of course.