As reported a few days ago, Lake Bell and Colin Farrell are dating. Lake Bell is quickly becoming one of my favorites. She’s thoroughbred all the way. These images are from an event back in April, but even then you can see that they are very close. Newsweek reports that the two are not only dating but planning to get married. Although this hardly qualifies as news, because the story is old, I just wanted an excuse to post some more Lake Bell pictures.

A girl friend of mine said she looks drunk in these pictures because her eyes are all red. I hadn’t noticed her eyes at all until she told me that. Speaking of eyes, Colin Farrell looks like a volatile mother fucker. I’ve never seen anyone who could simultaneously smile and threaten you with blunt force trauma with the same look. If I took that picture I wouldn’t know whether to shake his hand or run for my life.

Dirty rotten scoundrel, Colin Farrell, who is fresh from rehab and filming Pride and Glory is reportedly ready to settle down with thoroughbred hotness Lake Bell. According to reports the two have been dating for months and have grown very close and are considering marriage.

According to newsweek.com, Farrell and Bell have been dating for months. A source said: ‘Colin is a changed man since he went into rehabilitation in December and he wants to find someone to settle down with. In the last five years he’s found it hard to settle down but he says that Lake has been his rock and he can’t live without her.’(source)

Colin Farrell has had sex with every single woman in the known world. He’s a dirty, belligerent drunk who boasts that he will treat you like shit and girls still go for him. He’s got the mojo. Women can not turn him down. I mean, he could probably have all the names of the STD’s he has tattooed on his penis and girls would still have unprotected sex with him. I know how he feels, though I have the same mojo power on the ladies. Except I would replace mojo with money and ladies with crack head prostitutes. I wonder what Colin does when he finds that duct tape down there?

UPDATE: Thanks to the quick update by sexy Tina B. at Glitterati, it turns out that Colin Farrell may already be married to Lake Bell (or somebody).

Via Glitterati and The Superficial