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Kristen Bell was shafted by Carrie Underwood as PETA’s World’s Sexiest Vegetarian this year. I mean Carrie Underwood is hot but this is Veronica Mars, folks. Yes, I’ve just typecast her. When she was in Pulse, I was like Veronica would not act that way. When I watch her in her apartment at night I say to myself, man that Veronica Mars sure does eat a lot of celery. Although, she does have something black in the crisper that she should take a look at. Anyway. This is Kristen Bell Bell at the premier of Sicko totally not wearing the dress I laid out for her – but looking hot all the same. And yes these are a few days old. But I like my gossip stale. It makes better breadcrumbs.

Here are some more links of much fresher pop culture news from all my heroes.

• Â Mika Brzezinski rips Paris on MSNBC. PS. I LOVE HER. (Technorati/youtube).
• Tomb Raider Models unite to destroy your masculinity. (FHM)
• Lindsay Lohan was drunk and high when she crashed her car. Well..yeah. (Yeeeah)
• Lilly Allen expounds on the ills of Linsday Lohan as only she can. (Allie) (New address! Bookmark it.)
• Ashley Banks got hotter than a Bel Air summer. (Evil Beet)
• Angelina in new “Crown” movie with James Bond Remington Steel Peirce Brosnon (GoT)
• Daily link dump Awesomeness from Attu. He’s Dutch! (attu)
• Britney bra, panties, naked action. (Jordan)
• K-Fed won’t sign the divorce papers. Just put an X, dude. (SeriouslyOMG)
• LeeLee Sobieski has big tits and a bowtie. WTF? (DS)
• Giselle bikini photoshoot. (Bastardly)
• Hayden Panetierre painted and bikini’d. (Ninja Dude)
• Mary Kate Olsen gets gladitorial (Bricks and Stones)
• Mel B might be a whore. Spicy. (SplashNews)
• The Spice Girls are getting back together even though no one can really remember asking them to do it. (INO)
• What’s better than one topless girl in short shorts? Well two topless girls, duh. (CH)
• Britney won’t sing, because, well… she can’t. (Tasteful)
• Katharine McPhee saves Ellis Island because she is a dirty immigrant. (Celebrity Hubris)
• Wikipedia can see the future! Chris Benoit’s wife reported dead 13 hours before the cops knew. (DJM)
• Mariah Carey in Paris with her giant rack. Merci! (Gabsmash)
• Britney buys groceiries like a stripper a 3 am. But not as classy. (IBBB)

In a recent statement taken by voraciously ethical and truthful gossip reporters, Kevin Federline alleges he is indeed a family man. At present, a team of linguists are still working to determine the definition of family. Is it a nuclear unit of humans that live together in a nurturing stable environment, or a trail of white trash spawn, abandoned and forgotten like puppies in the river? We may never know.

Kevin Federline wants you to know that he’s not 100 percent pimp. In an interview with E! News, he claims, “I am a family man and that is me, that is the truth, that is in all honesty.” (source)

Kevin Federline isn’t fit to care for a lump of coal, let alone anything that breathes and requires food. Between Britney and Kevin, it’s a wonder Sean and Jayden haven’t worked out a plan to escape that involves a marbles, a makeshift ladder, a cell phone, the family dog and dressing up in little tuxedos while playing musical instruments. Babies in tuxedos are cute!

So what does Kristen Bell have to do with Britney and Kevin? Nothing. She’s just so cute it makes me giggle.

Kristen Bell is in the new Maxim that hits the stands this week. There is really no reason to post these other than to save you the five dollars of having to buy the magazine or the 0.0003 calories it would take you to go to Maxim’s web site and view them yourself. That’s how much I love you. Plus, Veronica Mars is hot. And Spunky. I can’t figure why she wants to date those gay guys on the show. That’s probably best left to the experts like Givememyremote.com.