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Kelly Brook is…well um… she’s alive. Not sure what she does or why the world wants to see her nipple so bad but if you do want to see her nipple then you are in luck. Don’t get me wrong, I wanna see any hot chicks nipple I am just not sure what she does to make her nipple such a coveted piece of eye candy. Anyway here it is.

Kelly Brook bold and braless at British Awards show from way back when…Who is she anyway?Good for her I guess as this is a good way to get attention, huh?  Does it really matter who she is?She is hot enough to do it so I say, go girl!! Show ‘em if you got ‘em.

Kelly Brook in a bikini is as good an excuse as any to post some daily links. It’s summer. She’s hot. You’re statistically speaking, probably not. So enjoy the British bikini badonkadonk and shut the hell up. At least you can get a break from Lindsay Lohan’s coke whoring, Britney Spears bad mom-ing, and Paris Hilton’s impending yard time to look at some quality 100% natural born curves. What I think is so hot about Kelly Brook is how she doesn’t have a cheetoe stains, a bloody coke nose or a science project crawling out her crotch. I’m picky that way.

• Jessica Biel takes out the trash hotter than you. (Jordan)
• Elisha Cuthbert has nice feet. For all you foot pervs (Glunp)
• Former Miss Universe is a tramp. Well, yeah. (Bumpshack)
• Creepiest child actors who grew up to not be hot. (City rag)
• Danielle Lloyd in a bikini. (Celebrity Hubris)
• Lindsay Lohan’s dad calls the kettle black and says she uses OxyContin (EvilBeet)
• Christina Aguilera and monkeyboy. (Bastardly)
• Jesus is the best blogger ever. And my co-pilot. (DS)
• Jessica Alba needs to STFU. In a sexy way of course. (D-Listed)
• Something about Paris Hilton being a loser whore. (Glitterati)
• Mandatory college girl boobies. I like your sister’s. (CH)
• Reggie Bush is banging Kim Kardashian. (DJM)
• Hottie Mimi from Workout is interviewed by the equally hot Pipi. (Pipi Long)

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