Ok. So while we settle in to all this new found fame infamy, please enjoy these tasty tidbits for the weekend.

• Katie Holmes Counters the Massey Pre-nup (Alllthis Nonsense)
• Ashlee Simpson is a sloppy drunk (Egotastic)
• Jessica Alba loves porn. My love for her grows every day. (IDontLikeYouIThatWay)
• More of that shy thing, Kelly Brook (NSFW) (WWTDD)
• Sofia Vergara’s lovey (ginormous) lady lumps (HollyWood Tuna)
• K-Fed comes up short at the ATM (LaineyGossip)

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