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Four years and a million cigarettes ago that would have been a sexy headline. Now it sounds like something I’d see played in the background of the Suck! Bang! Blow! club in Myrtle Beach. Apparently, former Idol contestant Jessica Sierra made a sex tape and a porn company is trying to market it. Is this another tragedy beset on an already downward spiraling young girl, or attempt to make bail money? YOU BE THE JUDGE.

Just when Jessica Sierra thought that facing eleven years in prison was the worst news of the week, the “American Idol” finalist learned that a major porn company has obtained a sex tape featuring Jess — and they’re preparing to distribute it.

Sources tell TMZ that the video, shot sometime this year, will be released before the end of the year, and just in time for the kickoff of “Idol’s” seventh season.

The classy Miss Sierra was arrested earlier this week for disorderly intoxication and resisting an officer without violence. In a new audio tape of a jailhouse phone call, Sierra can be heard calling those same cops “crackers.” (source)

Is it just me or has the quality of sex tapes gone down in the past few years? When a sex tape gets leaked I want to see some raw amateur sex action with lots of freaky-deaky, not think about my mom crying in the bathtub. And because I can’t round up any pictures of my mom in the bathtub here’s another American Idol: Katherine McPhee’s rack.

PORN TRAILER UPDATE: Here it is bitches.

Completely unrelated: Get pwned by a real street fighter.

• Collen Shannon nude doing a nude video interview. Nude. (CO)
• My girlfriend just randomly sends me nude pictures to make me think of her! How could you possibly forget? (CH)
• Another edition of “Who would you rather” bang (LG)
• More Suicide girls. Nothing like slutty death to get you going. (Crave)