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This is Jamie Lynn Spears and her mom outside a Louisiana adult education center- the place where convicts, dropouts and teenage single mothers go to get a GED - the quitter version of a high school diploma. Jamie Lynn was reportedly enrolled in an exclusive private academy in Mississippi, but dropped out due to fears she would be expelled for being pregnant.

Spears, who announced last month that she’s expecting a baby, was pictured outside a building that houses both the Tangipahoa Parish School System Adult Education Center, which is a GED preparation site, and the Title I Parent Center, which teaches parents how to help their children learn reading skills. (source)

Adult education gets a bad rap. It’s actually a good way to get wayward teens back on track after a bit of trouble and hopefully point them in the right direction. It’s also a great place to pick up slutty 18 year old chicks who have 2 kids and are planning on going to beauty college. Free haircuts!

“She says I am the one…but the kid is not my son…”

I take a few days off for drunken xmas debauchery and I come back to more white trash Spears news. Couldn’t they have waited till the new year? Apparently, Casey Aldridge, the hunky teen heartthrob (above) who was set to be charged with statutory rape, isn’t the father of Jamie Lynn’s baby, but rather a “much older” producer on her Nickelodeon show, Zoey 101.

The father of Jamie Lynn Spears baby is NOT boyfriend Casey Aldridge, according to shocking reports from the U.S. News that Britney’s sister was pregnant at 16 - under the legal age for sex in the U.S. - forced 18-year-old Casey into hiding. But now Star magazine insists that the teenager may not be the dad - and that Spears’ friends and family think it is an older man who would face statutory rape charges.

Friends have said that Jamie Lynn was no longer even seeing Casey - and family members told Star that they believe the real father is a much older executive at her children’s TV show ‘Zoey 101′.

“Casey is being paid off to be the family’s fall guy while the real father remains unidentified,” Star magazine insists. (SOURCE)

Wow. I guess when you’re an executive of a show for underage teen girls on a children’s tv network you get a lot of job satisfaction. And erections. I wonder who set these two shots up?

Jamie Lynn Spears’ baby daddy may be facing statutory rape charges for having sex with a minor and depending on which state the bowchicka-bowchicka happened, he could face up to 10 years behind bars. Every state has a statutory rape law that prohibits minors from having sex, usually with older people. If they did it in Lousiana:

Louisiana law defines this unlawful carnal knowledge as “sexual intercourse with consent between someone age 19 or older and someone between age 12 and 17″. In Louisiana a person can only legally consent to sex at age 17. If aged 15 or 16, the other person involved must be no more than two years older for the act to be considered legal.

If it was California (where Jamie Lynn films her Nickleodeon show):

The Californian Penal Code states that any person who engages in an act of unlawful sexual intercourse with a minor under 18 who is not more than three year younger than the perpetrator, is guilty of a misdemeanour and faces up to one year in a county jail.

But Californian criminal defense attorney Jim Hammer says: “If Aldridge is actually more than three years older he could be up for a felony, which carries a maximum three years in prison.” (source)

Good thing they didn’t do it in SC (my home state) because they would be legally married and also legally brother and sister and Jamie Lynn’s dad would have to put a mobile home in his back yard for them to live in. Dowrys kick ass.