Um. Okay. She’s 18 right? This is Hayden Panetierre as the Obsession of the Year in the new GQ. In the interview Hayden is delightful and charming and she utterly destroys the will of any man who was fighting a battle with his inner perv. Here are some excerpts from Lolita Hayden.

Hayden, you’re 18. You’re not supposed to know what color Merlot is.
I’m Italian, all right? We were raised the Italian way. I have tasted alcohol. I know what it looks like. Don’t be naive here.

What’s the craziest rumor you’ve read about yourself?
Well, now that I’m single, it’s like I’m dating every male I’m standing next to—and possibly every female.

You had to figure the lesbian rumor was coming.
Actually, that’s probably the least of my concerns. That would be a pretty funny one.

What would be a good rumor to start about you? If someone were to put you together with a leading man, who would it be?
God, it could be anyone from Leo DiCaprio to Justin Timberlake—or any girl. You want to make me a lesbian? That’s totally fine with me.

Okay. Well, who would be good?
Um, let’s see. We could do a love affair with Angelina. We could do… Oh gosh, I love—there are so many beautiful girls. Charlize Theron. Oh, my God. Kate Beckinsale is gorgeous. Jessica Alba. (Full interview here)

Okay, Hayden you win. You win.

So it’s official. Hayden Panettiere is 18. Pervs everywhere are wiping their greasy hands on their shirts and skulking home, because what fun is molesting your own junk over some jail bait when the jail bait warning is lifted? Well it’s a lot of fun, if you’re not a perv. Fucking weirdo. So as a birthday present to us all here are eleventy hundred gallery images of Hayden Panettierre to get you through till the season 2 opener of Heroes.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go talk to the ultra sexy Janine, who just invited me to be her MySpace friend. Sexy Janine, sent me a message that said her profile is way too sexy for MySpace and she doesn’t really do this much, but on a dare she posted some hot, sexy, naked photos of herself at a website with a weird URL ending in “.ru”. Well, I think I know where think is going. Rawr.

Hayden Panettiere fallen jail bait princess. With more after the jump.