NSFW – Fatback Media

Kapow. First it was the tube top and now short-shorts. Hayden Panettiere is hero of bringing back amazing fashion and she’s also a hero to smarmy, greasy fingered pervs all over the world. I know that last one is true because my server logs are pure filth. I get search queries for this site that would make a gangbang fetish whore stop the donkey and unzip her leather face mask to say, god damn that’s fucked up.

I’m talking to you especially, Mr. Feakydeaky dude with the Dubai IP address. That’s some crazy shit. We don’t do that here. I don’t even think that shit was legal in Sodom and Gomorrah. More Hayden Panettiere in short-shorts, but without any of that shit that dude in Dubai was looking for.

Fun Photography Fact: It looks like the photographer used a Fuji Quicksnap that he found in a muddy puddle for most of these. I’ve seen less grains in a bag of rice. Get it? See what I did there? It’s humor!

Links, for dat ass.

• The Hills is on DVD. I think this is the unrated version where they show full frontal. (Pop Bytes)
• Debra Messing is to fashion what my sack is to your chin. Her outfit doesn’t make sense either. (Yeeeah)
• Lisa Rinna and her big lips/tits at Staples for some reason. (IBBB)
• Angelina Jolie still has bisexual feelings, and is still perfectly alright by me. (Allie)
• Nicole Richie has a baby bump. Chick needs to eat some god damn sandwiches for that fetus. (Evil Beet)
• Guess who’s back in tha muthafucking house? Jesus, of course. With some upskirt action. (DS)
• Hot College girl: Nicci. With two c’s and Double D’s. (college humor)
• Hayden Panettiere eats ass. THAT’S IT! Dubai…click this shit. (Glunp)
• Olsen Twin thong action. (Seriously OMG)
• Britney is on the laxatives. Smooth move… (Gossip Mama)
• Amanda Bynes with legs up to there…for the pervs. (Bastardly)
• Paris and the dude from Entourage? (Gabsmash)
• Jessica Biel looks plain. Plain hot as hell! (Notorious)

Hayden Panetierre is a hero. A hero of the tube top blouse and by God, that’s a hero we can all trust with our lives. Besides being cute as a Chinese baby in teddy bear pajamas, she’s built like she could rip your spine out with one hand like the Predator. I like that unpredictability in a girl. Keeps things interesting. I know she’s 17, but in most states that makes her legal (to be fair most states really means Alabama and South Carolina) so it’s not pervy at all to think she’s hot in that tube top (assuming of course that you are in Alabama or South Carolina). So Roll Tide and Go Cocks.

Hayden Panetierre pumping gas folks. This is what it’s come to. A jail bait actress pumping gas at a Quiki Mart in LA is top shelf news today. Mundane images of actors are the new hotness. Bask. Bask. The gossip world will be turned on its diamonique studded pierced ear. Guaranteed, these shots will be on Extra and Access Hollywood tonight with riveting headlines like, Hollywood Teen Heroically Pumps Gas, or Hayden’s Heroism Fuels Car, or TV’s Hero is jailbate for 38 more months you pervs. Billy Bush will be all over this like Princess Di on a tunnel wall. I’m all over the headlines bitches, so eat the links.

• In the interest of fair balance, here’s an article about some hot dude. (Back Seat Cuddler)
• Demi Moore MILF-ing it up with some See Thru nipples. (Yeeeah)
• Lindsay Lohan puts the drugs and fun back into rehab. (Drunken Stepfather)
• Missy Peregrym is a hero. Who should be naked. That’s HEROIC. (Bastardly)
• Paris’ Car gets repo’s. What a poor bitch. (Celebitchy)
• More dude posts: Sting’s stinger for you ladies and any dudes that are into that shit. (Seriously OMG)
• Random hot naked chick at College Humor. (CH)

Man that Hayden Panetierre is making me question my rule about underage chicks. Which is: don’t do it. Unless you’re out of town and the bouncers let her in on a fake ID. Speaking of… where the hell is Heroes? I’m interested to see more of that new shapeshifter chick from the Stick it. Yeah, I saw it. Where do you think the girl with the fake ID and I went for our first date? Missy Peregrym (from Stick it, duh)is pretty smokin’ hot in a manly Jessica Biel sorta way. Sometimes I need to be held. LINKS!

• This site is chock full o’ pics of Hayden Panetierre for you hard candy lovers. (Celebrity Hubris)
• Chick from the Pussy Cat Dolls,barley dressed. (Phun)
• Britney Spears is like the Peter Pan of pop stars. Except stupid. (IDLYITW)
• Jessica Biel is man-some women. It’s a mixed up mumbled up shook up world. (Yeeeah)
• Lindsay Lohan is a scissor sister. (DS)
• Sanjaya: deconstructed. (Celebrity smack)
• Clara in King magazine. Shazam! (Bastardly)
• In case you missed it. The Olivia Mojica sex tape trailer (FBC)