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After denying rumors that they were dating, 30 year old Milo Ventimiglia and 18 year old Hayden Panettierre have admitted they are in fact dating. This may be the cutest story ever! If cute was a creepy 30 year old trolling a high school cafeteria.

After weeks of denials MILO VENTIMIGLIA has finally admitted that, yes, he is dating the lovely Hayden.

According to Stateside reports, Milo couldn’t help gushing over his new lover at the pre-Christmas Water Grill party in LA.

An eyewitness said: “He called her his girlfriend and said that he loved her.”

The couple then spent the rest of the party sitting together and holding hands. (source)

Rest assured though, this isn’t creepy at all, as a “friend” describes here:

As for the existence of a mini generation gap – Ventimiglia’s 30, while Panettiere’s 18 – the friend adds, “At first it doesn’t seem like there’s a big age difference, but then you do see it. … He’s more proper and reserved, and she’s still playful and very girly.” (source)

Um, DUH. That’s why he’s banging her. She’s 18 and bendy and she hasn’t been ravaged by years of fast food value meals, cigarettes and frat boy cocks. Of course he’s going to hit that. For most girls, it’s all down hill after 20 when genetics starts to take over. That’s why I’m a volunteer chaperon at all the high school parties. Win-win.

On the heels of rumors that she was dating Heroes co-star Milo Ventimiglia, fresh rumors are circulating that barely legal actress Hayden Panettiere may be hooking up with another older man, Ryan Gosling (fresh from his breakup with Rachel McAdams).

“Heroes” cheerleader Hayden Panettiere noshed with her momager at the Chateau Marmont in L.A. over the weekend. Ever conscious of the paparazzi, the actress changed sunglasses three times during lunch. Her various looks must have intrigued Ryan Gosling, who came over to her table. “They were hugging a lot, and they ended up exchanging numbers,” said an onlooker. (source)

Most of the crap we post here bores the shit out of me - and this is no different, except for the fact that Hayden Panettierre is cute as a button and is doing nothing to keep the pervs at bay. First there was the Lolita GQ shoot and now the hot boots in New York at Christmas, ploy. What makes Hayden extra pretty is the chick walking behind her (in the banner pic) on the walk-of-shame back to her apartment with her underwear wrapped up in a ball in that red purse. A psychic source read her thoughts as, “I sure hope those bitches in HR don’t see this!” And also, “Fuck, why did I do anal with the sales rep? Those guys are assholes…”

Um. Okay. She’s 18 right? This is Hayden Panetierre as the Obsession of the Year in the new GQ. In the interview Hayden is delightful and charming and she utterly destroys the will of any man who was fighting a battle with his inner perv. Here are some excerpts from Lolita Hayden.

Hayden, you’re 18. You’re not supposed to know what color Merlot is.
I’m Italian, all right? We were raised the Italian way. I have tasted alcohol. I know what it looks like. Don’t be naive here.

What’s the craziest rumor you’ve read about yourself?
Well, now that I’m single, it’s like I’m dating every male I’m standing next to—and possibly every female.

You had to figure the lesbian rumor was coming.
Actually, that’s probably the least of my concerns. That would be a pretty funny one.

What would be a good rumor to start about you? If someone were to put you together with a leading man, who would it be?
God, it could be anyone from Leo DiCaprio to Justin Timberlake—or any girl. You want to make me a lesbian? That’s totally fine with me.

Okay. Well, who would be good?
Um, let’s see. We could do a love affair with Angelina. We could do… Oh gosh, I love—there are so many beautiful girls. Charlize Theron. Oh, my God. Kate Beckinsale is gorgeous. Jessica Alba. (Full interview here)

Okay, Hayden you win. You win.

So it’s official. Hayden Panettiere is 18. Pervs everywhere are wiping their greasy hands on their shirts and skulking home, because what fun is molesting your own junk over some jail bait when the jail bait warning is lifted? Well it’s a lot of fun, if you’re not a perv. Fucking weirdo. So as a birthday present to us all here are eleventy hundred gallery images of Hayden Panettierre to get you through till the season 2 opener of Heroes.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go talk to the ultra sexy Janine, who just invited me to be her MySpace friend. Sexy Janine, sent me a message that said her profile is way too sexy for MySpace and she doesn’t really do this much, but on a dare she posted some hot, sexy, naked photos of herself at a website with a weird URL ending in “.ru”. Well, I think I know where think is going. Rawr.

Hayden Panettiere fallen jail bait princess. With more after the jump.

Kapow. First it was the tube top and now short-shorts. Hayden Panettiere is hero of bringing back amazing fashion and she’s also a hero to smarmy, greasy fingered pervs all over the world. I know that last one is true because my server logs are pure filth. I get search queries for this site that would make a gangbang fetish whore stop the donkey and unzip her leather face mask to say, god damn that’s fucked up.

I’m talking to you especially, Mr. Feakydeaky dude with the Dubai IP address. That’s some crazy shit. We don’t do that here. I don’t even think that shit was legal in Sodom and Gomorrah. More Hayden Panettiere in short-shorts, but without any of that shit that dude in Dubai was looking for.

Fun Photography Fact: It looks like the photographer used a Fuji Quicksnap that he found in a muddy puddle for most of these. I’ve seen less grains in a bag of rice. Get it? See what I did there? It’s humor!

Links, for dat ass.

• The Hills is on DVD. I think this is the unrated version where they show full frontal. (Pop Bytes)
• Debra Messing is to fashion what my sack is to your chin. Her outfit doesn’t make sense either. (Yeeeah)
• Lisa Rinna and her big lips/tits at Staples for some reason. (IBBB)
• Angelina Jolie still has bisexual feelings, and is still perfectly alright by me. (Allie)
• Nicole Richie has a baby bump. Chick needs to eat some god damn sandwiches for that fetus. (Evil Beet)
• Guess who’s back in tha muthafucking house? Jesus, of course. With some upskirt action. (DS)
• Hot College girl: Nicci. With two c’s and Double D’s. (college humor)
• Hayden Panettiere eats ass. THAT’S IT! Dubai…click this shit. (Glunp)
• Olsen Twin thong action. (Seriously OMG)
• Britney is on the laxatives. Smooth move… (Gossip Mama)
• Amanda Bynes with legs up to there…for the pervs. (Bastardly)
• Paris and the dude from Entourage? (Gabsmash)
• Jessica Biel looks plain. Plain hot as hell! (Notorious)

Hayden Panetierre is a hero. A hero of the tube top blouse and by God, that’s a hero we can all trust with our lives. Besides being cute as a Chinese baby in teddy bear pajamas, she’s built like she could rip your spine out with one hand like the Predator. I like that unpredictability in a girl. Keeps things interesting. I know she’s 17, but in most states that makes her legal (to be fair most states really means Alabama and South Carolina) so it’s not pervy at all to think she’s hot in that tube top (assuming of course that you are in Alabama or South Carolina). So Roll Tide and Go Cocks.

Hayden Panetierre pumping gas folks. This is what it’s come to. A jail bait actress pumping gas at a Quiki Mart in LA is top shelf news today. Mundane images of actors are the new hotness. Bask. Bask. The gossip world will be turned on its diamonique studded pierced ear. Guaranteed, these shots will be on Extra and Access Hollywood tonight with riveting headlines like, Hollywood Teen Heroically Pumps Gas, or Hayden’s Heroism Fuels Car, or TV’s Hero is jailbate for 38 more months you pervs. Billy Bush will be all over this like Princess Di on a tunnel wall. I’m all over the headlines bitches, so eat the links.

• In the interest of fair balance, here’s an article about some hot dude. (Back Seat Cuddler)
• Demi Moore MILF-ing it up with some See Thru nipples. (Yeeeah)
• Lindsay Lohan puts the drugs and fun back into rehab. (Drunken Stepfather)
• Missy Peregrym is a hero. Who should be naked. That’s HEROIC. (Bastardly)
• Paris’ Car gets repo’s. What a poor bitch. (Celebitchy)
• More dude posts: Sting’s stinger for you ladies and any dudes that are into that shit. (Seriously OMG)
• Random hot naked chick at College Humor. (CH)

Man that Hayden Panetierre is making me question my rule about underage chicks. Which is: don’t do it. Unless you’re out of town and the bouncers let her in on a fake ID. Speaking of… where the hell is Heroes? I’m interested to see more of that new shapeshifter chick from the Stick it. Yeah, I saw it. Where do you think the girl with the fake ID and I went for our first date? Missy Peregrym (from Stick it, duh)is pretty smokin’ hot in a manly Jessica Biel sorta way. Sometimes I need to be held. LINKS!

• This site is chock full o’ pics of Hayden Panetierre for you hard candy lovers. (Celebrity Hubris)
• Chick from the Pussy Cat Dolls,barley dressed. (Phun)
• Britney Spears is like the Peter Pan of pop stars. Except stupid. (IDLYITW)
• Jessica Biel is man-some women. It’s a mixed up mumbled up shook up world. (Yeeeah)
• Lindsay Lohan is a scissor sister. (DS)
• Sanjaya: deconstructed. (Celebrity smack)
• Clara in King magazine. Shazam! (Bastardly)
• In case you missed it. The Olivia Mojica sex tape trailer (FBC)