Eva Mendes was doing something somewhere without a bra on and guess what happened? I will give you three guesses. No she didn’t win an award. No she didn’t get an acting role in a big movie. No she did not make the actress turned singer decision in her career. The correct answer is her nipple popped out of her shirt! That is better than all three of the previous guesses combined. Aren’t you glad you know a guy like me?

This is Eva Mendes nude in Italian Vogue. I’m not much of an art critic so I can’t really tell you what’s going here but I’ll assume that photographer is going for a ’60s, North by Northwest slash Sophia Loren feel with a little S&M thrown in. I’ll also assume he wore a beret, had a pencil thin upturned mustache,  and smoked cigarettes through one of those long black filter things. More Eva Mendes nude, you art house dandy.