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Emily Scott makes me be proud to be an American. She’s everything that’s right about this country. She’s hot, she’s nude constantly and she has a funny accent. And that’s because she’s from Australia. That way we can call her exotic and not slutty. America! Fuck yeah.

These are a few scans of Emily and some web only images from the Novmeber Maxim UK. Note how the nudity is a 100% better in the British version? Buy the mag, you cheap slag. (source)

All the nude pics are after the jump…. Oi!

More sexy links bitches.

• Sex while being tattooed. Weird. (Crave)
• White people can’t dance, even baseball players. (Soxy Lady)
• Boobies like to talk to each other. (college humor)
• Maxim hometown hottie self portraits (drunken stepfather)
• Abagail Clancy still British, still hot and half nude. (FHM)
• Rachel and Legolas? (Yeeeah)
• Alicia Keys looks hot, but I liked her better as a lesbian hooker hit (wo)man. (allie)
• Celebs are just like us! They love tacos too! (City rag)
• America Fererra keeps getting hotter.Fuck yeah! (Evil beet)
• Kim Cattrall decided to stop being a whore. (Gossip or Truth)
• Cute college girl of the week is from my alma mater. Go cocks! (college humor)
• Starts are just like us! They wreck motorcycles too! (Glitterati)
• DemiMoore is old as fuck. But I’d still hit it. (Seriously OMG)
• J-Lo is a shitty dresser. I bet she’s a great Ottoman. (Bumpshack)
• Abi Titmuss is hot and her name sounds dirty. (Bastardly)
• Um, Jordan showing her box again. (Jordan)
• Meg White sex tape in case you missed it. TOTALLY her dude. (Notorious)

I had no clue who this chick was or why someone took her picture at a premier for a movie that bombed. I found these images while doing an internet search for naked pictures of my new writer Emily and, well a great rack is a great rack. According to IMDB she’s been in exactly one show called “Celebrity Love Island”. Here’s the titillating description.

12 Z-list celebrity, famed in the UK for their sexual behavior, are being put together on a paradise island in Fiji where the viewers can see them hopefully copulate. The show is running in direct competition against C4’s Big Brother. Viewers vote on who they want removed from the island and when 2 are left (a male and female) the ‘couple’ receive a £50,000 [$94,000 USD] prize each. (source)

I never really watch reality tv because it is invariably contrived and not ‘real’ at all. The so-called reality is rarely more than lightly scripted vignettes that are no more convincing than a high school drama club trying to pull off Tennessee Williams. That said, a show where the main criterion for entry is being a whore, sounds like a show that might make my DVR list. The always reliable Wikipedia says that Emily is Australian and she is the official face of Lipton Iced Tea, which makes no sense whatsoever. But neither does the monkey I have with a string tied to his foot. He’s got ideas!