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Lindsay Lohan has entered rehab in Utah at an exclusive “lodge” that purports to give its guests all the comforts of home – like a jacuzzi, fireplace and stunning views – while they’re rehabilitating for the meager price tag of $30,000.00.

Lindsay Lohan has entered the Cirque Lodge drug and alcohol rehab in Sundance, Utah. According to sources within the facility, the 21-year-old star arrived this weekend to begin the intense rehabilitation program that is expected to last a minimum of 30 days.The center treats men and women over the age of 18. According to the Cirque Lodge Web site, upon check-in, a thorough mental and physical examination is completed.

The Lodge was named by Town & Country magazine to be one of the country’s top rehabs. For a price tag of $30,000 and up, the rehab offers privacy — with rooms for 16 residents at a time. Rooms boast spectacular views, Jacuzzi tubs and private fireplaces… (source)

I don’t think rehab means the same thing to celebrities as it does to regular drunks and addicts. Most people get a cot in a shared room, shitty food, worse coffee and touchy-feely meetings where everybody hugs at the end. Twenty eight days later you leave with a fresh new addiction to cigarettes and a crippling need to have other people to tell you that you’re ‘okay. If you’re a celebrity, you get a room with a view, gourmet meals, a jacuzzi , free access for your friends & family and the guy who brings you 8-balls stuffed inside a beanie baby. Lindsay in ELLE. (source)

Newly brunette Lindsay Lohan says that all blondes are whores she feels classy with her new chestnut lockes.

“I feel a bit classier with this hair,” says the natural redhead. “It’s a nice change. I like to try new things.”

Its always kind of sweet when people from the wrong-side-of-the-tracks make it big say country-come-to-town stuff like that. I don’t mean to be snotty, but my mom used to tell me that if a person used the word ‘classy’, then they probably weren’t. “Class”, she would say, “is something your born with. Its not something you can buy.” Then she would put her cigarette out on my arm and go back to work in the prison laundry. She was so classy.