Here are some vintage black and whit photos of Dita Von Teese naked with a random chick from 1999. I didn’t even know Dita Von Teese was over 18 in 1999 which makes her like…70 years old. One thing that is in these photos that I don’t remember ever seeing in her more recent photos is bush. So that is a nice change.

I’m not sure what Dita von Teese is into, but I bet I would like it. She seems like she’d do her best to make you cry; which is okay because she’s naked 99% of the time. And really every now and again I need to just let it all out. I’m not dead inside, you know.