Nothing like a good catfight to get the day started off right. Except it’s closing time and there really wasn’t a catfight to speak of. That’s why I have a picture of Diora Baird. Non sequitur to follow non sequitur. There is order in chaos and entropy follows distinct patterns. I think I can see the future baby!

• Kim Kardashian has a giant rack..oh and she does some stuff. (Bastardly)
• Renee Zellweger misses the golden ratio by the value of Plank’s constant. (Yeeeah)
• Ricky Schroeder will be on this season of 24. He and Jack Bauer will ride that little train through his living room and get into adventures! (Socialite’s Life)
• Britney wears panties this week. Jesus showed me the way. (Drunken Stepfather)
• Gwyneth Paltrow foams more clotted cream. Those Brits and their rich history. Sigh. (Bumpshack)
• Uma Thurman is 6 foot tall and full o’ muscles. (Smart)
• Van Wilder – Part crap: eruditely, disparately, twice-reviewed by Dustin Rowles. (Pajiba)
• Lindsay Lohan: Cherokee Indian. All ends in tears my friends. (ICYDK)
• Witness the mastery of the Michelangelo of MS Paint (College Humor)

While I figure out the rest of life’s answers feel free to browse more of Diora Baird Naked. I run a tight ship here folks.

There’s just something about Diora Baird. Maybe it’s that she’s the beautiful actress from Wedding Crashers and Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Maybe it’s that she’s from Miami and I love Miami girls. Nah, I’m pretty sure it’s the 100% natural born 32DD’s she has riding shotgun. Nothing like a hot chick with a piece of grass in her mouth to make you simultaneously appreciate the tragically ephemeral panoply of life and mourn for beauty that will inexorably wisp away in time like a faded leaf in the wind. Wait. What? Boobies!

Here’s Diora in the new Stuff and some of her naked 32DD’s, you dirty devils!

Links if you made it this far.

• Lisa Rinna grabs her rack. I would too, but I’m on probation. (Drunken Stepfather)
• Cute College Girl of the week: Kaylan from StoneyBrook. (College Humor)
• Vanessa Hudgens might be the Girls Gone Wild whore hottie (Bumpshack)
• Jennifer Ellison in a bikini. (Jordan)
• Pamela Anderson and Kanye West did something somewhere (Bastardly)
• More Vanessa Hudgens photos (Notorious)
• Jessica Alba is a trooper. And she has a nice ass. (City rag)
• Shoot ‘em up won’t help you solve Fermat’s last theorum, but it will give an action boner that won’t quit. (Pajiba)
• Celebrity look-a-likes. (Allie)