NSFW – Fatback Media

Not bald there, but there. See what I did? So smooth…So clever. Like a baby. A smooth clever baby. Speaking of smoothly shaven clever things, here’s a nice shot of Lindsay Lohan getting off of a boat in Venice. If the images are real then that’s Lindsay’s hoosie-whatsit in those first two pics. Number two is enlarged (kinda like her inflamed vagina in that picture.) I’m not saying that she has a STD. Wait, that’s exactly what I am saying. Put some baby powder on that thing, girl. You’re making me uncomfortable. There’s really no reason for pictures 3 or 4 except for the fact that I like symmetry.

UPDATE: So yeah. Turns out the pics are fake. Check the comments for the URL of the real pics. You can thank eagle-eyed Dave for bringing this to our attention and making you feel stupid for wanking to photoshopped pixels.

UP-Update: So apparently the pics are real. So me crying in the shower for making love to a photoshop’d image was a waste of time. WWTDD has the details…