British opera singer Charlotte Church is reportedly lashing out at Pink after she made some disparaging comments about her boyfriend. The voluptuous singer intimated that the insults were nothing more that a publicity stunt for Pink’s new album.

Charlotte Church has hit back at Pink after the singer recently slammed her boyfriend, Welsh rugby ace Gavin Henson, as “extremely vain”.

Just Like Pill singer Pink accused Henson of commanding a cameraman to show his face on the monitor so he could see “how good” he looked when they met on British TV’s Friday Night With Jonathan Ross show.

But Church says, “She’s desperate for PR, what with her new album.

“I think she said it because Gav turned down an offer to be in her next video.

“We were stunned because after the show, she posed for pictures with him and gave him loads of her CDs. Why do that if she didn’t like him?”.(source)

First of all, what? Who is Gavin Henson? Why were Pink and Charlotte Church even talking? Charlotte is all PBS and Pink is all Public Access. I think that they should fight it out. At my house. Naked. No blades allowed. I’ll have to say though, that I think Pink can probably kick Charlotte’s ass, but then again, she could probably kick my ass.

Charlotte Church is one of the few child performers that has successfully passed from jalbait to full-on woman with all her curves intact and junk securely stowed in the trunk. She’s got just the right ratio of lady lumps vs. badonkadonk. I like my women well fed.

More images of Charlotte after the jump. Some are NSFW!

UPDATE: Thanks to Brian for reminding me once again that I can’t type for shit and I need a copy editor.