This is Carmen Electra, nude of course. I love a chick who is fucking dying to be naked all the time. It makes life much simpler.  So when you’re in church and you want a handjob it’s all good because Carmen’s already got her top off by the time the first hymn is sung. What I’m trying to say is: stay in school kids. And make sure to take your top off a lot ladies. That’s how we judge  success in our society.

This is Carmen Electra, nude and sandy, like all hot chicks with great racks should be. That may sound sexist, but it’s not. When Jesus made the universe he gave chicks nice tits for a reason. To show them off at the beach wearing nothing but a kelp necklace. More Carmen Electra nude at the beach.

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