NSFW – Fatback Media

Apparently, against all odds and against my wishes, yet again, mortal enemies Cacee Cobb and Jessica Simpson have been seen out together again and the they did not engage in roughhouse naked lesbian pillow fighting.

Looking not her usual perfect self, Jessica Simpson braved the sea of photogs to get in and out of an upscale Beverly Hills store. She and her assistant CaCee Cobb and hairdresser Ken Paves examined the beautiful, expensive objects. Jessica even tried on a glamorous watch.

No idea who Ken Paves is but he’s apparently Jessica’s leather faced hairdresser. I have no idea why she would hang out all the time with the guy that glues the horse hair extensions to her scalp but then again I never understand it when people fraternize with their help. You have sex with the hot ones and deport them if they give you any lip. It’s a pretty good system.

CaCee Cobb gets hotter every time I see her. I think the giant rack and the highbeams really do it for me in these pics. I am having trouble figuring out why she doesn’t have clumps of Jessica Simpson’s hair in her fist though. The laws of physics dictate that all women who argue over a man will eventually fight. They will fight dirty. And that fight will inevitably lead to torn clothing and passionate kisses all over each other. Which should lead to them kissing me. And then they’re all, “why don’t you join in?” And I’m all “sure!”. And then…wait. What? I gotta go. (source) (images)