NSFW – Fatback Media

I am a man of meager funds so I am not sure if I were an amateur photographer I would be spending thousands of dollars on a couch which looks like it was made out of polar bear fur. Then again, I do not own Met Art and don’t have the cash to get beautiful girls like Carla B here to take off all their clothes and show the world what they look like in their birthday suit. Anyway, I make up for my lack of cash by hanging around outside the Met Art studios and asking the girls if they would like to have a drink. Of course it is always them buying me a drink but by the time we are ready to pay the bill the roofie kicks in and there are no arguments on who covers the tab.

I am starting to wonder if looking at sexually suggesting pictures of beautiful girls with no clothes on is the best way to start my day? It can’t hurt right? Who am I kidding? I FUCKING LOVE IT! Here is a fine little number named Inga C who likes to chill by the pool, read classic novels and give you erections that rip through your jeans. These are pretty good characteristics in a girl and if I hadn’t spent the past half hour eating this girl out I would have some more philosophical shit to say about her but if I put her too much on a pedestal, she might wanna be more than just friends with benefits.

Gwen A ( why do all these bitches last name start with A?) is chillin’ with some high tech shoes on her feet and some high tech boobs on her chest. I would totally do this chick all night but I am not sure about her sitting on my lap because she might break the skin. I mean just look at those butt cheeks. They are like razor blades. But if you are a guy like me, that is a good thing. I don’t want a huge Jennifer Lopez ass on my dick and I think most guys should be the same way, unless you’re Ice-T. This girl on a scale of one to ten is definitely a high nine.

I am been checking out the latest models from good ol’ Met Art and have been trying to find a model or two that don’t look like trailer trash gutter sluts. I mean yea I can not afford to have anything more than trailer trash gutter sluts have sex with me for money but they are a magazine and should be able to afford better looking girls. Anyway, this chicks looks like she has her shit together so I will just fantasize about her until my girl from last night’s pimp starts banging down my door demanding I give up the $20 I cheated her out of at 3 in the morning. Life in the park.