I don’t know about you yanks, but we Brits love Thanksgiving. It gives us time to reflect on how we lost our colonies to a bunch of religious fanatics who were glad to be well rid of. So while you’re swilling American beer and frying turkeys (gasp!), I’ll be drinking pink gins and masturbating to Sophie Howard, old bean. Unless she decides to pop over to my flat and get the real thing from the source. Cheerio!

God I love British chicks. They all seem to have giant natural boobies and not one qualm about showing them to everyone in town. It’s a pity the Russians did such a good job of infiltrating their spy networks during the cold war because otherwise we might be a little less persnickety about boobies on this side of the pond. Cheers!

( a bazillion more naked Eva Wyral pics are the the source)

Jennifer Ellison is famous because she has big tits and she’s British. That’s all it really takes in the UK. And that’s all it takes to melt my cold, cold heart. These are from Jennifer’s new calendar, I only gave you half a year because well, some months are just better than others.

What’s better than one hot naked British babe? Well, two hot naked British babes, of course. This is Lucy Pinder and Michelle Marsh breaking down the barriers of society and proving that love knows no bounds or gender and that is A-OK for two super hot chicks to get naked and rub their boobies together just like God intended. Amen, brother. Go lesbians!

This is Vikki Blows. She’s a British “glamour” model. Which means she shows her tits in magazines. You know what’s amazing about British girls? They like to show their tits in magazines. Besides having the most awesome name ever, Vikki Blows is a different kind of Page 3 girl. She’s got smaller boobs and is more petite, but she’s got ink and piercings and I think I’m a little afraid of her right now. I’ll only open one eye when I masturbate. Blow, Vikki. Blow.