NSFW – Fatback Media

It’s time to ring in the new year, Fatbackers! And what better way to celebrate a new year than with a nude calendar featuring Eva Wyral amazing rack? (I mean it was her or pictures of your mom’s rack, which don’t get me wrong, is awesome…you still can’t call me dad though…but I digress). Here’s hot British Polish BritLock (?) glamour model Eva taking us through the days of our lives. You know she’s hot because we added that extra “u” to Glamour. Halloe, Guv’nah!

I don’t know about you yanks, but we Brits love Thanksgiving. It gives us time to reflect on how we lost our colonies to a bunch of religious fanatics who were glad to be well rid of. So while you’re swilling American beer and frying turkeys (gasp!), I’ll be drinking pink gins and masturbating to Sophie Howard, old bean. Unless she decides to pop over to my flat and get the real thing from the source. Cheerio!

God I love British chicks. They all seem to have giant natural boobies and not one qualm about showing them to everyone in town. It’s a pity the Russians did such a good job of infiltrating their spy networks during the cold war because otherwise we might be a little less persnickety about boobies on this side of the pond. Cheers!

( a bazillion more naked Eva Wyral pics are the the source)

Jennifer Ellison is famous because she has big tits and she’s British. That’s all it really takes in the UK. And that’s all it takes to melt my cold, cold heart. These are from Jennifer’s new calendar, I only gave you half a year because well, some months are just better than others.