NSFW – Fatback Media

These pics are floating about on the net so I decided to post them here and throw in my two cents. Last night I was up until…whenever and I was watching Dexter and I made the HUGE mistake of turning off the tv and going to bed after that when I should have stayed awake and watched Californication. Apparently David Duchovney pulls some pretty amazing looking pieces of ass in that show.

One piece of ass to be mentioned is Eva Amurri who happens to be Susan Surandon’s daughter. Not that that should mean anything. I would rather have my eyes gouged out with salty icepicks and then submerged in a tub of lemon juice than see Susan Surandon [Ed. note: Tom, I disagree, Susan Sarandon was hot shit back in the day - Fatback] naked but her offspring is quite the piece of ass. Showtime has my attention and I am totally going to tune in to next weeks episode. Congrats Californication, you just got a new fan.

This is Sophie Howard and her topless friend hanging out at the beach, topless. With no shirts. This is what Page 3 girls do in their spare time. They just hang out and wait for the next nude photoshoot with their naked best friends. And really,a naked friend with giant tits is the best friend of all. It’s in the bible.

I don’t know about you yanks, but we Brits love Thanksgiving. It gives us time to reflect on how we lost our colonies to a bunch of religious fanatics who were glad to be well rid of. So while you’re swilling American beer and frying turkeys (gasp!), I’ll be drinking pink gins and masturbating to Sophie Howard, old bean. Unless she decides to pop over to my flat and get the real thing from the source. Cheerio!

This is Lizzy Caplan, whom you may remember from Cloverfield, or as the closet goth lesbian in Mean Girls, or from the short lived series call The Class – in none of which was she naked. Which makes this show, True Blood one of her best performances. Nothing brings out an actresses prowess and dedication to craft than her naked boobs. I’m thinking Emmy here. What’s this show about?