NSFW – Fatback Media

This is Sophie Howard and her topless friend hanging out at the beach, topless. With no shirts. This is what Page 3 girls do in their spare time. They just hang out and wait for the next nude photoshoot with their naked best friends. And really,a naked friend with giant tits is the best friend of all. It’s in the bible.

I don’t know about you yanks, but we Brits love Thanksgiving. It gives us time to reflect on how we lost our colonies to a bunch of religious fanatics who were glad to be well rid of. So while you’re swilling American beer and frying turkeys (gasp!), I’ll be drinking pink gins and masturbating to Sophie Howard, old bean. Unless she decides to pop over to my flat and get the real thing from the source. Cheerio!

This is Lizzy Caplan, whom you may remember from Cloverfield, or as the closet goth lesbian in Mean Girls, or from the short lived series call The Class – in none of which was she naked. Which makes this show, True Blood one of her best performances. Nothing brings out an actresses prowess and dedication to craft than her naked boobs. I’m thinking Emmy here. What’s this show about?

Keeley Hazell nude folks. Her tits are as ubiquitous as sunshine and oxygen. And I never get tired of of any of them. Page 3 has tits every day right in the middle of the daily news. Newsweek has more boring news inthe middle. Winner: boobies!