I am not sure why Tila Tequila waited for so long to show the world her amazing tits but now that it has happened I am very, VERY happy. It isn’t like this is a pro shot,well lit, full on titty shot but you can see her right nipple just fine. I am in love w/ this pic. The next time Tila goes on a rant on Twitter I will post these pics and remind her that I can see her nipple any damn time I want to. That will cheer her up.

Not sure how naked chicks gets people to stop torturing animals and I am not sure of PETA’s logic behind it but I am glad that logic is there. I guess it is more based around the old addage that sex sells and I would have to agree. After seeing Keeley Hazell topless makes want to give up my weekends where I go to northern Canada and beat the shit out of baby seals with a baseball bat. Don’t know why I do that but when I am at home looking at nude pics of Keeley Hazell means less time killing innocent animals.

It seems that Playboy is attempting to redeem itself after featuring shitty playmates such as Marge Simpson and the non naked Hedi Montag. Now they give you Joanna Krupa who is much hotter than the other two and much more naked. I give them 7 points out of 10 because they are not giving you a good poon tang shot. Of course I am a perv who likes Penthouse cause they show more but I still have a lot of respect for Playboy. I am sure I will pick up a copy the next time I care what kind of cigar Steven King smokes.

Tricia Helfer has taken off all her clothes again (she got naked a while back for Playboy). And I have to say she is like the #1 sci-fi chick I would like to bang. All the other ones are dogs. I am sure there are some other hot sci-fi chicks out there but since I hate sci-fi I do not know who they are. They only come on my radar when they are getting naked. Unlike Playboy, you can actually see a little bit of her bush in these pics. And of course her spectacular rack is being showed off here. The only clothing she has on is red platform shoes. I don’t know why I like naked chicks in shoes but I just do. Some sort of twisted pervert logic there.

Eva Mendes was doing something somewhere without a bra on and guess what happened? I will give you three guesses. No she didn’t win an award. No she didn’t get an acting role in a big movie. No she did not make the actress turned singer decision in her career. The correct answer is her nipple popped out of her shirt! That is better than all three of the previous guesses combined. Aren’t you glad you know a guy like me?