I am not 100% sure how to pronounce this chicks name. I guess during sex I just need to remember the safe word and not bother saying anything else. Anyway, she is topless (and bottomless) in the most recent issue of Nuts magazine and even though I have never seen/heard of her before, I am very pleased. She has a HUMUNGO rack and the rest of her looks pretty good as well. Now if she would stop staring at that photographer and finish tying me to the bed.

Sorry folks! Had to remove the pictures because of the man...

Last month I posted some pics from the Shauna Sand sex tape on here and the pics were incredible. It is almost like she hired a professional photographer/videographer to make the tape. I have not seen it yet but I am willing to bet that is the situation.I will see it eventually but I doubt I will go out and buy the whole thing. Enjoy!

UPDATE: Although I am a Vivid Affiliate partner and have the banners ALL OVER THIS site. For some reasons the lawyers don’t like the pics in a post. I guess its too much exposure for their brand. I’d hate to sell more god damn videos for them. Ugh. Maybe they’d like an invitation to GMAIL?

I have never heard of this chick before but that does not mean she is not hot and not worthy to be in Playboy, and now, on Fatback Media. The more porn I look at the more I like the idea of being shaved. I won’t shave myself but when a chick shows up in your bed and she doesn’t have a single hair on her except for her head, it is usually a good sign. So here is the hairless Arkasha Ames. What kind of name is that? Doesn’t matter, she is naked and that is all that matters.

These pics are floating about on the net so I decided to post them here and throw in my two cents. Last night I was up until…whenever and I was watching Dexter and I made the HUGE mistake of turning off the tv and going to bed after that when I should have stayed awake and watched Californication. Apparently David Duchovney pulls some pretty amazing looking pieces of ass in that show.

One piece of ass to be mentioned is Eva Amurri who happens to be Susan Surandon’s daughter. Not that that should mean anything. I would rather have my eyes gouged out with salty icepicks and then submerged in a tub of lemon juice than see Susan Surandon [Ed. note: Tom, I disagree, Susan Sarandon was hot shit back in the day - Fatback] naked but her offspring is quite the piece of ass. Showtime has my attention and I am totally going to tune in to next weeks episode. Congrats Californication, you just got a new fan.

This is Sophie Howard and her topless friend hanging out at the beach, topless. With no shirts. This is what Page 3 girls do in their spare time. They just hang out and wait for the next nude photoshoot with their naked best friends. And really,a naked friend with giant tits is the best friend of all. It’s in the bible.