NSFW – Fatback Media

Hey freak-a-leeks. No celebrities are showing off their assets today so I will show some vintage Jessica Biel topless and bottomless. I don’t know what that liquid is running down her tits but I think it is suppose to be blood. My favorite pic is the third pic that shows off her incredible little ass. I promise I will post some more recent nudie pics tomorrow to add to your spank bank.

Until today I had no idea who Misty Rhodes was. But I am glad that now I do. Usually with Playboy you get pic after pic, page after page of chicks with giant knockers showing off their chesticles to the world and I am glad that a chick with modest sized boobies can make their way to the pages of Playboy and make everyone smile with their lifelong membership to the itty bitty titty commitee. Thank you Ms.Rhodes and your slammin’ body.

I gotta say, American magazines get shittier and shittier by the day. In Britain they are selling magazines like hotcakes with the likes of Sophie Howard and all of her best friends topless on the cover. I don’t see why I am not seeing this at the gas station in downtown St.Louis. I should totally be seeing this in a country where everyone champions the freedom of speech and the freedom of press. Is this a sign that most journalists are gay? Or are most journalists married and too pussy-whipped to write stories about hot chicks showing off their killer rack. Anyway, enjoy the pics.